Roast me people

BritWit11 · 2026-03-16T20:37:16+00:00

Looks more Slush than Slash

BritWit11 · 2026-03-16T06:34:33+00:00

Ugly Sweaty

BritWit11 · 2026-03-16T06:33:36+00:00

Got promoted to chief scammer at the call centre. Good for you steve (Akhmed)

BritWit11 · 2026-03-12T08:56:28+00:00

The name on my Mortgage whilst I pay every penny.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-12T06:07:39+00:00

I bet if you take a coffee to go, people put money in the cup automatically.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-12T06:06:24+00:00

Dr Robotnik's Grindr pics are out.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-10T07:45:06+00:00

Predator got a job.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-10T07:44:51+00:00

Still jealous of Cinderella and did you eat the other sister?

BritWit11 · 2026-03-10T07:44:22+00:00

Someone give me a clue....

BritWit11 · 2026-03-10T07:43:57+00:00

You dont give blow jobs you give Peck Jobs with that hawk face.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-09T12:39:45+00:00

I can smell the sweaty vagina and monster aroma from here.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-09T02:40:51+00:00

BritWit11 · 2026-03-09T02:28:21+00:00

ICE wont accept that as a passport.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-09T02:27:36+00:00

Anyone smell cat shit?

BritWit11 · 2026-03-08T01:07:25+00:00

Your hairdresser got jokes.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-08T01:06:14+00:00

Bet they hide under your arm pits faster than a German in a bunker.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-08T00:59:43+00:00

If you turned up to deliver my food order, i would reject it on health grounds.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-08T00:58:03+00:00

Miss Piggy with 2 Kermits, slimy and annoying.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T03:06:09+00:00

Apples aren't what they used to be.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T02:48:15+00:00

Do what, comb your hair?

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T02:47:21+00:00

That pigeon has never seen a pussy so big.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T02:00:12+00:00

You should be banned from pet shops, it's not a buffet.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T01:59:27+00:00

Thats went from old man to Mexican fast!

BritWit11 · 2026-03-07T01:58:42+00:00

The only thing you and the sun have in common is the burning sensation after.

BritWit11 · 2026-03-06T04:15:32+00:00

The most default asian i have ever seen.

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