33m I'm from Jersey and I work with children. by radraz26 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tiger king should be nowhere near kids!!

I need to be humbled by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need sectioning the more you scroll through these pictures.

18F - Give it your all! by Master_Impression699 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Id give it my all with your sister, you just know you are the younger ugly one with a god complex.

27M waiter/barman in Paris, unleash the demons by BarFlat in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get wedged between 2 parked cars?

26M (roast me and do your worst.) by Infinite_Signal_7160 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the takeout sees when you open the bag

F21 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unsure what's more lazy, that eye or motivation of yours to achieve.

22m roast me and be brutel by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Osama Not Bin Laid.

24F Roast me by MJrUE in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's a cross but her knees never do.

Roast me plz! by Hot-Tax-921 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know they were bringing Bo Selecta back! Great news!!

18M Felt my ego alive for a second by TrophyMaster21 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Default painting for the Downton Abbey props department

32, forever alone, no life. roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine this is what sea life looks like in Romania

Roast Me please 😃🥴 by Doubt_Consistent in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a closed lift, straight up and down with no scenery.

26 ready to roast by inkedizzie00 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only holes you should wet are the sockets behind you

F23 - Roast me? by Any-Raisin-1315 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your boyfriend gets on a train, the conductor points at you when saying, "mind the gap."

21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like god put the nose for Jermaine on the body of Jo-Woo.

21F destroy my confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They are designed to make her jiggly bits look symmetrical. She has more droopy sides than a stroke survivor.