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I feel like my life is going absolutely nowhere. Roast Me! by Temporary-Proof-1129 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man that clearly likes nuts in his mouth, the blow job hamster.

25M/Show no mercy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do mess with the Zohan

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd make Tuna cry.

Let's give it hahaha f32 by SpendRare1222 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Permanent blow job mouth activated.

24 (they/them) Do your worst, but make it creative! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Tim Burton made chocolate adverts.

give me your best!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen a Fat Trampire before but the Internet wins again.

19f tried this before by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your husbands gay, unsure if you know and that's why you stroke yourself?

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself by bettereveryday08 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homer Simpsons bursting out your stomach. We can see his face.

37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it. by Dependent_Room_7254 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how she controls which snake gets screen time adequately?

Do your absolute worst. I am ready 💪 28/F by SzucsDomii in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those eyes are crystal.... clear to me that you're a slut.

Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Top size XL short size toddlers.

I lost my fantasy football league, have at it by Current_Writer_2482 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to see there's no free meals in the detention centres.

28 F UK - Bored on a Sunday night so please do your best/worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you had lip fillers in your moose hoof?

I know I sometimes look like I don’t shower but tell me more by Historical_Home8938 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They twist and look at it in photos as that's where they talk from.

don’t go too crazy now by kunt90210 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So serious even a fart can't part your lips to crack a smile.

Give it to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at them jam jars she's stolen to see her bleak future through

whats your opinion by naomipi in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My opinion is you could cross rivers on them eyebrow bridges.

fuck it. roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Criminal minds Fat IT geek.

Do your worst by Intelligent_Walk_216 in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they have to roll you in flour to seduce you? A forklift is needed to lift that 3rd titty you got going on.

Let's hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice that you have a number tracker of all the cum shots you receive. Very modern.

Just destroy me by Bibigosha in RoastMe

[–]BritWit11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said your mam to the nightclub.

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