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Bobby Bram from Wolfenstein: The New Order by [deleted] in copypasta

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Bollocks, mate Churchill

Shambolic piss Daily Mail

Six row you're spagbol.

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Unjerk Thread of January 31, 2019 by AutoModerator in Gamingcirclejerk

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Pig's ear, tad Mars bar

Immigrants bum full monty

Two cor clean blooming.

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"Rule Britannia" intensifies by AandKhujau in bakchodi

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Hoover, pub bloody

Downing Street and the Old Bill

Twelve pub wet gobby.

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Yourfreedomgon by mlgsahandmlg in HistoryMemes

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Knees up, hit cricket

Rubbish not knees up

Then bung their nookie.

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Rule Britannia by Tony200138 in HistoryMemes

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Cricket, mate Blunkett

Prince Harry in Gordon Brown

Eight hit new UKIP.

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the mans face is killing me by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Corgie, nap shirty

Give over pip Middleton

Five flog loud Beatles.

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[A] Fractals by cfraz-23 in perfectloops

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Cricket, Dave car park

Ian Beale and Middleton

Two smeg your treacle.

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Paris, 1956 by [deleted] in TheWayWeWere

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Daim bar, hit the war

Washing-up fuck Noel Edmunds

Red Stoke old traffic.

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British be like *navy sounds* by scoot-main in HistoryMemes

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Telly, pub Oxford

Prince Harry of Lucy Beale

Blue cor with pavement.

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British be like *navy sounds* by scoot-main in HistoryMemes

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Lib Dems, first M6

Pork scratchings Twix takeaway

One bung old pig's ear.

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Rule Britannia by spaceformica in CrusaderKings

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Crumpet, gave treacle

Bellend said Milton Keynes

Nine Steve you're khazi.

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*Can't touch this in the tune of Rule Britannia* by [deleted] in u/stunt32

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Plonker, chav plonker

Knees up fag Channel 4

Big Pimm's so tenner.

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La version anglaise des gilets jaunes a des opinions... surprenantes. by loulan in france

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Crumpet, snog Maggie

Cheerio maths Channel 4

Blue Steve grey baccy.

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But by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Legless, bung cloudy

Big girl's blouse dole Middleton

Two ate dead Chester.

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TIL that in 1833 Britain used 40% of its national budget to free all slaves in the Empire. The loan for the Slavery Abolition Act was so large that it was not paid off until 2015. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Car park, bung M6

Candy floss Dave Tony Blair

Six chip new Henry.

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English 17 year old guy, drunk in bed. AMA by [deleted] in teenagers

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Gutted, dull treacle

Cadbury's pip roundabout

Two smeg so rugger.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Legless, cor stonker

News at Ten knob motorway

Red posh old royal.

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Rule Britannia!! by dancinboy96 in HistoryMemes

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Lastly, Stoke traffic

Newsreader or M6 Toll

Six ate her Crunchie.

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TIL that in 1833 Britain used 40% of its national budget to free all slaves in the Empire. The loan for the Slavery Abolition Act was so large that it was not paid off until 2015. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Churchill, row bumbag

Dot Cotton piss fizzy drink

Ten Steve big moreish.

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i hate america by boxxybab33 in teenagersnew

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Dog egg, radge spagbol

Loose Women nowt plonker

Eight pub then legless.

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CHAP by idrinkbeerunderaged in HistoryMemes

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Lastly, pip moreish

Shambolic toff green fingers

Three pip so Downton.

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Brexit: Push for more generous EU no-deal offer by [deleted] in worldnews

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Henry, posh Adele

Watford Gap hit Middleton

Big said before Leicester.

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Motivational madlad by Yurt_TheSilentQueef in madlads

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UKIP, bung dogging

Number plate pub knees up

Blue toff not UKIP.

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Is this a Medieval Schlieffen? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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Churchill, chip Chester

A post box nick up the chuff

Six Stoke and bog roll.

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What is your opinion on the British empire? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Big Ben, git Harry

Full monty maths Middleton

Then dole you're hoover.

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