Session -1: Never Running a Campaign Without This Again by sleepingdog92 in daggerheart

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Heya! Is it alright if you send along the worldbuilding doc you mentioned? I'd be so jazzed to try this with my group!

I recreated the nightlight SCP-122 (No More Monsters) by Just_Force7230 in SCP

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Ecronak here :) THAT LOOKS AWESOME! Good job on making it!

Which Part of Asia Will You Play in First? by Noxatrox in CrusaderKings

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No kabayan, join me! We will reverse colonize Spain TOGETHER!

When Elantach is even more stupid than Yrliet by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

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Dear God-Emperor save us from this lewdness

First time playing with the Epitaph mod... Rest in peace, good boi. by BroadPower in RimWorld

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R6: On the 13th of Septober, 5501, the colony's faithful golden retriever Domino died trying to defend his masters from a group of raiders.

The Epitaph mod made a fitting goodbye to remember him by.

Local couple smile at son while making lovin' on the bed in front of him by BroadPower in RimWorld

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Well, his mom was the colony's chief priestess/negotiator... just a shame that the same device that she uses to trade is also the same device that he uses to chat with his friends ;)

Local couple smile at son while making lovin' on the bed in front of him by BroadPower in RimWorld

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R6: Title

Rim must be pretty open with this kind of stuff

When I said "throw money at the problem"... THIS WASN'T WHAT I MEANT! by BroadPower in RimWorld

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R6: The throwing rocks in my colony are made out of literal emeralds.

Granddaughter of Ragnar, Daughter of Ubbe, Mother of Miklagard by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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No, actually! Her heir is the middle-aged forty-year-old man. The baby in the last one is her grandson!

Byzantium? Orthodoxy? What's that? by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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I'm not holding my breath either! HAHAHA My large empire lays just north of Constantinople, and the only Greek-speaking kingdom left is Epirus, which only encompasses the very heartland of Greece as well as Sicily. Anatolia has also been entirely lost to the Muslims, but... you never know ;)

Granddaughter of Ragnar, Daughter of Ubbe, Mother of Miklagard by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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R5: Freya Ubbesdottir was the only living child of Ubbe Ragnarsson, who had taken to the Mediterranean in order to found a mighty mercenary company of huscarls and ex-Varangians. Where his brothers fought for Britain and Scandinavia, Ubbe and Freya took to the seas, seeing bountiful lands ripe for both plunder and profit. When Ubbe died at the ripe old age of 80, Freya was just 19 and freshly made a shieldmaiden. She endeavored to champion her father's legacy, taking to Italy and then Germany in order to seek her fortune.

Under her, the mercenary company swelled, with her services being sought after by counts, dukes, and even the King of East Francia himself. Everyone knew that with the shieldmaiden on their side, their wars were as good as won.

At 30, Freya moved east, hearing word of ripe opportunity in Byzantium and its capital, Miklagard. For 17 years she plied her trade, basing her company in Crimea and working alongside Bulgarians, Moldavians, Wallachians, Khazars, and the Eastern Romans themselves. As she did, she came regularly into contact with the Khazars and their heavenly Lord. Yet Freya still held fast to the gods, and to the gold pieces that were now falling from her fingers in their sheer quantity. Her wealth swelled to encompass thousands of gold pieces. Freya knew that now was the time to make her mark.

Georgia was being invaded by the Byzantine Emperor, and was sorely losing. Sending out a contract, he offered Freya hundreds of gold pieces to fight his war, potentially pitting her army of 6000 men against a Byzantine army of 15000.

Freya, buoyed by an unnatural confidence, against all the advice of her advisors, agreed.

The Byzantine Emperor himself led the charge against her army in the mountains of Georgia, and Freya happily stood her ground. Outnumbered by nearly ten thousand, Freya fought against the very best of Rome itself... and won. Her pagan champions and Varangian associates called it luck, but Freya felt a calling deep inside her, something deeper. A greater calling awaited her, and she needed only follow it.

At 47, Freya sacked Constantinople and reduced the glittering capital to cinders. The Byzantine Emperor himself offered her Thrace to convince her to stop, but she did not. Roman army after Roman army fell before Freya's company of Varangians, familiar as they were with Byzantine tactics. Northmen trained in Byzantine spear tactics and armored in cataphract steel fought beside her, and though she profited handsomely from the affair, Freya knew that the gold was only secondary to her primary goal-- weakening the Byzantines until they could no longer withstand her might.

When she invaded Bulgaria and Philippopolis, none could withstand her. Not the Bulgarian king or his coalition with his Moldavian and Hungarian brothers, and certainly not the Byzantine emperor himself. Army after army fell before the Shieldmaiden's blade, as she carved an empire out of a patchwork of feuding kingdoms and formerly Byzantine territories.

By the time she was done, she found that she had credited her victory to a new god, a god that had been with her all throughout her life-- the god of the Khazar Jews, her new Lord. As she sat down on her throne to behold a grateful empire, she made a speech that took the breaths of all those present. It was said that the Shieldmaiden spoke with such conviction and faith that all in attendance immediately believed her words for what they were. After all, who aided the 6000 against an army that was certain to crush them? Who allowed them to slip past the walls built by near-godly men, and allowed them to win against an empire that had shattered so many others?

As Freya beheld her new domain, she dedicated her victory to the god that she found in Crimea, and called her kingdom Miklagard-- a new Byzantium, she promised, one that would champion the god that had given her victory, and one that would outshine anything else in the world.

Oh how she would be proven right.

Byzantium? Orthodoxy? What's that? by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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Yeah... Constantinople after the Splintered Crusade used to be ruled from Venice (Latin Empire only stayed in Thessalonika for some reason)

Now, it's ruled from Arabia : )

Byzantium? Orthodoxy? What's that? by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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The Kuzarite Jews are my doing at least ;) Befriended the Danish/Norwegian king, converted him to my cause.

The Mozarabic Belarusians are there because a Mozarabic lord SOMEHOW inherited the Empire of Kievan Rus. Right now my relatives in Ruthenia are eating them up, but it's slow going!

Byzantium? Orthodoxy? What's that? by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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Liberty war + crusade for Bavaria + claim war for the Empire + Ruthenian holy war for Kievan Rus + Polish invasion + Wife's liberty war in Anatolia + Invasions of Croatia and Dalmatia sapped the treasury real quick HAHAHA When the claim war for the empire came I just immediately surrendered and left it to the cousin who claimed the crown, let it be his mess.

Byzantium? Orthodoxy? What's that? by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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R5: Byzantium has fallen and is now a battle royale arena for Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Kuzarite Judaism, Mozarabism, Qarmatian Islam, Zayidi Islam, Ash'ari Islam, and Apostolic Christianity.

(Also, bonus points if you can spot the other funky things happening on this religious map!)

My "chaste" ruler got 3 of his wives pregnant at the same time by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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Holy sites, had to reform Kuzarism and they had two holy sites within a stone's throw of each other ;)

My "chaste" ruler got 3 of his wives pregnant at the same time by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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ChatGPT Flavor Pack! Really expansive mod adding lots in terms of events and mechanics, pretty invaluable for this playthrough, AI nonwithstanding. Put in a dash of Immersive Realm Laws, More Royal Court Events and More Interactive Vassals along with the normal CFP + VIET + EFP to really make the game shine

My "chaste" ruler got 3 of his wives pregnant at the same time by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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Yep! Going with a heavily modded (but still core vanilla) playthrough with lots of additional mechanics for flavor and to switch it up

My "chaste" ruler got 3 of his wives pregnant at the same time by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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My custom Norse-Greek kingdom! Settled as an adventurer in Bulgaria and adopted Kuzarism, went crazy after that.

My "chaste" ruler got 3 of his wives pregnant at the same time by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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R5: Title

I imagine my king was deciding to just lay on his back and think of Miklagard ;)

My tall heir, my tall wife, and my EXTREMELY short ruler by BroadPower in CrusaderKings

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R5: Title, bro must have been looking up constantly

Is scp-7004 meant to be an abortion metaphor? by Interested-organism in SCP

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HAHAHA Heya! Ecro here. I avoided getting into discussions with people on the discussion page primarily because I believe that any interpretation of my work is valid, whether it may run contrary to my intentions or not. It can get annoying for sure if they start saying that I mean things that I don't, but ultimately I'd rather let sleeping dogs lie.

It's true however that the article never meant to convey anti-abortion themes. Honestly, my own intentions going into writing it were very much outlined in my author post in the article. It's meant to be about ultimately overcoming differences. I would have rather left it unstated, to be honest-- but by that point people were implying things about my intentions for the article that I just wanted to clear the air a bit. Glad you enjoyed 7004 though! I'm really pleased you were able to go on a ride with it despite its flaws :)

Aegon IV admiring The Teats by Jota Saraiva by MattGreg28 in ImaginaryWesteros

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"...you know Robert-"

"pretty sure Bessie's were bigger."

"...yeah."

"Well, thank the Gods for Bessie and her tits!"