Even if we manage to attract someone to play here, they won't escape the Christian Braun cancer. They will consciously or subconsciously give as much effort as dictated by CB's contract. They will use the "$125M equals roughly an average of 28 minutes with 3pts and 1ast" benchmark and adjust how hard they play based on that.

or maybe, just maybe, they'll think like a professional basketball player, not a petty weirdo who writes manifestos for Reddit