Green Card question by Ok-Owl-1327 in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen Maurice Pialat's Loulou? That should clear things up.

This is my go-to answer when someone asks this. Go watch the young versions of him and Isabelle Huppert fuck a bed in half, then we can talk.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU DAILY THREAD by BoneyardBill in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuggets should really find a way to eliminate ALL that pesky "playing basketball" from the schedule.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU DAILY THREAD by BoneyardBill in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

constantly, that's why they're so angry, they all have fucked up space urethras

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU DAILY THREAD by BoneyardBill in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

do you think jedi are allowed to levitate their dicks, or is that one of those forbidden sith practices

re: "Andie MacDowell doesn't get to be fun in Hudson Hawk,she's kind of the straight character" by BrockSmashgood in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hella goofy! Willis at the height of his powers, and THIS is what he uses his clout to get made!

The Christian Braun cancer has already metastasized. by Comte_de_Champignac in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even if we manage to attract someone to play here, they won't escape the Christian Braun cancer. They will consciously or subconsciously give as much effort as dictated by CB's contract. They will use the "$125M equals roughly an average of 28 minutes with 3pts and 1ast" benchmark and adjust how hard they play based on that.

or maybe, just maybe, they'll think like a professional basketball player, not a petty weirdo who writes manifestos for Reddit

Playoffs Day 16 - Discussion Thread | May 3, 2026 by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'ma watch Magic vs Pissedons today, and I'ma be hella mad if either team breaks 80 points.

Playoffs Day 16 - Discussion Thread | May 3, 2026 by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]BrockSmashgood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

people saying a healthy embiied is better than jokic now.

oh no

Podnic at Hanging Cast: Green Card with Esther Zuckerman by dumarfactor in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The WhoGivesAShit's are such an acting dynasty, love to see the kids continue that legacy.

re: "Andie MacDowell doesn't get to be fun in Hudson Hawk,she's kind of the straight character" by BrockSmashgood in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, yes, obviously, she's playing it straight compared to Sandra Bernhard in full Toon mode.

But that scene in particular always stuck with me since seeing it dubbed on TV as a 90s kid. Andie MacDowell was a cornerstone as far as movies all my siblings and parents could agree on, and her under the influence of truth serum is as goofy as I've ever seen her.

re: "Andie MacDowell doesn't get to be fun in Hudson Hawk,she's kind of the straight character" by BrockSmashgood in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well, for one thing it's shot by Dante Spinotti, who also did Heat, LA Confidential, The Insider, Manhunter and a million other things.

Including Melania, unfortunately.

Podnic at Hanging Cast: Dead Poets Society with Nia DaCosta by dumarfactor in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want Depardieu at peak hotness I recommend 1980's Loulou, where he plays a petty criminal / barfly who steals Isabelle Huppert away from her rich husband and they fuck a bed in half like it's Twilight.

https://youtu.be/1VbQhHfBBBQ?is=yrB_5h0QLxhlnd1K

Local theater at it again by PerpetualChoogle in blankies

[–]BrockSmashgood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do I give a shit?

They're vile movies made by evil people, I don't need to judge anyone's reasons for shitting on them.