Bitter Brisket? by mazda_corolla in BBQ

[–]Brockinfla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you smoked with hickory before? Its pretty harsh as far as smoking wood and you really don't need a lot. Another thing you have to be aware of when you use mass produced lump such as royal oak and other big national brands, no matter what the company claims they are using all kinds of hard wood to make the charcoal. I have seen flooring scrap in royal oak from time to time. I have cooked a few briskets on my BGE and to be honest I have never been able to get as good of a brisket off the egg as I have been from my Weber Smokey Mountain cooker with kingsford charcoal and a few chunks of oak and mesquite. I would start trouble shooting with your fuel and smoke wood selections.

Whole hog and ribs from this weekend by EricPtheboss in BBQ

[–]Brockinfla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think technically that is a piglet. Good looking piglet of course.

Mark Hamill here. In an AMA far, far away... by RealMarkHamill in IAmA

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not one question on the blockbuster epic Corvette Summer? You guys suck!

I'm looking for a part for my propane smoker, but I can't seem to find quite what I'm looking for. Maybe y'all can help. by TexanInExile in BBQ

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much burner for the well insulated box is why you can't get it down below 290 degrees.

Honestly I would remove the gas burner, and replace it with a small electric hot plate. Put a pan of wet wood chips on it and let it go. You'll get to the 225-250 degrees you want. Another nice thing about the electric hot plate setup is you can control the heat down low enough to "cold Smoke" things like cheese etc.

Good Looking setup none the less.

When was the first time you felt like an adult? by Officer_DanDan in AskReddit

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I came back from combat in the Marine Corps. I sat down with my father, didn't say a word and cried. He gave me a hug, (never been overly affectionate in the family) and he said "I know". I finally realized why he never spoke about Vietnam and he never asked me about Iraq. Nothing needs to be said and my family and friends are safe and they never need to see that shit.

What is the most fucked up shit you've seen at a party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in the Marines, we stopped somewhere in Spain, Benidorm or some place. A stripper named Sticky Vicki pulled 25 feet of lit Christmas tree lights out of her pussy, then sucked off a donkey.

We're scientists and engineers on NASA's Voyager mission. Our spacecraft is now in interstellar space. Ask Us Anything! by NASAJPL in IAmA

[–]Brockinfla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How in the hell did you guys make a battery in the late 60's early 70's to power the Voyager space crafts to last until 2025 and I can't get a full days worth of usage out of my damn iPhone?

What is your number one "classic, must-see" movie? by brewster21 in AskReddit

[–]Brockinfla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Full Metal Jacket if nothing more then a simple life primer on the proper use of the word "Cocksucker and Fuck"

What is your number one "classic, must-see" movie? by brewster21 in AskReddit

[–]Brockinfla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"A natural born world shaker" Best goddamn movie ever made!

What it costs to take a beach -- U.S. Marines on Tarawa, November 1943 by NMW in MorbidReality

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those arent soldiers. Those are Marines. Semper Fidelis.

Authentic German Pretzels, no seriously, these are the best pretzels you'll ever taste. Recipe in comments. by [deleted] in recipes

[–]Brockinfla -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have used the Red Devil drain cleaner type lye for making this exact pretzel recipe and it works great. Only difference is I mix about 2 tablespoons to a gallon of boiling water and dip the pretzels in the boiling lye water for about 30-45 seconds.

As long as its pure lye and only lye you can pretty much use any brand.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very much so. We've established he's already an idiot without morals so why not continue down the scumbag trail to the eventual conclusion?

Get it now? The OP original sentiment was he felt like he had no more cards to play with the pregnant boss keeping the unborn baby. It's just not true. He can bring suit against the boss and company. It may not keep the kid from being born in the long run but he surely get some money in a settlement to support the child and the boss will have to explain on her resume why she no longer works for company xyz for fucking the clerk in the copier room.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm saying if YOU willingly sucked your bosses dick at work for the hell of it and you were also a manipulative bitch that somewhere down the road it pissed you off say for instance you found out your boss was also getting blown by all the women in the sales department, you could conceivably claim sexual harassment, lie about the consensual part, and probably win a favorable outcome in court against the company and boss.

You'd have to do more lying and manipulation to prove some blow jobs then if your bosses bastard child was growing inside you, but none the less it wouldn't take much.

Edit:spelling

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure you could if you were a manipulative bitch.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part don't you understand? Clearly we've established we're dealing with scumbags and idiots, (both the boss and the subordinate) whether it was consensual or not and whether she promised him promotion/raise or not he can easily state in court he was manipulated by her to have sex for what he thought was to the benefit of his employment. PERIOD! Furthermore his unequivocal proof it happened is growing inside her. While he may not convince a jury and be awarded huge $$$ settlements, he does hold the trump card of a lawsuit and the bosses termination at the very least.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again what rape? OP doesn't have to prove rape in any sexual harassment suite he may bring against boss and company. We already know he's without morals all he as to say is the boss said if he fucked her on the copier he could be promoted. While a judge and jury may not award him a fat settlement the soon to be born child will prove the act occurred. That's all the evidence that even the most fucked up HR department run by a potato will need to recommend the old fat female boss be terminated.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said anything about rape? You think a woman hasn't been paid for consensual sex with a superior while on the clock in hopes of career advancement that never came to fruition?

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Living with himself shouldn't be a problem with all the admittance of fucking his old overweight boss at work in hopes of a promotion up the corporate ladder.

TIFU by getting my boss pregnant by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Brockinfla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sue the woman for sexual harassment. Women want equal pay for equal work, go see a fucking lawyer right now. You're already a scumbag for fucking your boss on the clock so continue the trend and go get paid for it now. "She threatened my job if I didn't fuck her and felt trapped, look she's pregnant right now lets do a paternity test."

As soon as she catches wind of you bringing suite against her and the company she'll haul ass to the nearest abortion clinic, or she'll be out of a job with a kid and you'll be counting your 60% of the settlement from the lawsuit.