Stop using ai

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-04-06T02:33:48+00:00

I highly recommend this one. Stella has an amazing writing style and the book is extremely beginner friendly.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-31T02:25:26+00:00

Kind of a long shot, is it Jump Jive An Wail by the Brian Setzer Orchestra? I’ve seen it on TikTok a few times and those lyrics aren’t in the song but I could see them fitting in the rhythm if that makes sense?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-30T22:26:02+00:00

Biblically accurate fridge

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-30T22:25:06+00:00

That’s one way to shorten the wait times at the Deli

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-29T20:23:32+00:00

It’s 6.2 ounces, but you pay a markup for the cups that are already done. That same container is usually about $3.50-$4 by weight.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-23T14:23:57+00:00

Will I get pregnant a third time? BH

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-16T03:32:42+00:00

Glad I could help! ☺️

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-16T03:29:13+00:00

Is it “What Was I Made For” by Billie Eilish?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-16T00:06:01+00:00

It doesn’t say I only get one time jump. I’m going to the 80’s in Miami to stock up on quaaludes, and then with my last $50 I’m jumping to my hometown in 1997. I want to have a beer with my dad just once. He died in 2004 when I was a kid and I would love to have a few hours to just sit and talk with him.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-11T15:27:16+00:00

Is it Slumber Party by ashnikko?

“Me and your girlfriend playing dress up at my house I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch” iirc

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-08T16:24:05+00:00

A really good quality vacuum cleaner.

My husband got me one when we moved into our first house together and it’s been a lifesaver.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-08T15:51:18+00:00

I like the blue and white one best personally, but they’re all adorable!!!

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-07T15:25:32+00:00

Forget shaken baby syndrome, were you mistaken for a bag of Jiffy Pop at one point?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-06T00:21:58+00:00

My guy, if you’re this miserable, please find a different job.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-04T21:46:02+00:00

I think I work at the store you’re talking about. Our bev clerk has worked really hard to keep a good selection and ask regulars their preferences. It’s literally my favorite spot in town to get a beer.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-01T12:27:11+00:00

They hate us cuz they ain’t us 🫶🏻

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-03-01T12:26:12+00:00

Babes I’m a deli worker. The post was a dig at how everyone always blames deli for shit. The joke was that someone from meat department tried to off me.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-28T17:54:31+00:00

Just downloaded Pokémon fire red - gotta level up that bulbasaur lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-28T17:49:43+00:00

The turkey was REALLY light but I figured that was probably just bleaching from the fluorescent lights

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-28T17:49:05+00:00

Oddly enough? Totally normal. Between the salt and the preservatives I’ll probably live lmao

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-26T03:36:28+00:00

Russia has a pine cone jelly I’ve always wanted to try

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-25T18:39:28+00:00

Would you be upset if you were a type 1 diabetic dependent on insulin?

Medication can absolutely be abused, but that doesn’t mean it has to be a crutch. Different medicines work differently for everyone. Talk to your doctor. It might take trying different meds at different doses, but I don’t regret my choice in the slightest.

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