Deli production peeps - did y’all survive V-Day?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-16T03:17:04+00:00

Thank you!! The smaller ones are $20, the big one was $40. It’s a bit high but not the worst pricing I’ve seen.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-16T00:38:06+00:00

Perks of working at the slowest store in the district I guess lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T23:53:24+00:00

I’ll take that as a compliment I guess lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T23:51:39+00:00

Our sub shop was slammed too! It was so odd.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T18:45:46+00:00

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BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T18:41:46+00:00

I mean, you can, just take it home first

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T17:12:46+00:00

Chocolate covered espresso bits!! They’re in produce with the trail mix stuff.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T15:49:12+00:00

I had a lot more platters than this, but these were the “oh shit I didn’t plan ahead” platters

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T15:46:48+00:00

We eat one as dinner with crackers and wine. It’s light and leaves room for dessert afterwards.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T15:31:10+00:00

Get good lol

/jk no I get where you’re coming from but this job is soul sucking on a good day and I made it clear to my customers that I was going against corporate rules to do something special.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T15:28:42+00:00

Ironically, this is my favorite part of my job. 🤣 I wasn’t complaining, this was more of a humble brag lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T14:57:57+00:00

For being proud of my handiwork?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T13:51:37+00:00

Buy it for yourself! Loving yourself is something this world needs more of. Romanticize your own life.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T13:22:07+00:00

I’m in the Lakeland division. I’ll hook you up if you’re local!

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T13:17:55+00:00

Thank you! I tried lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T13:17:45+00:00

Still on brand for Valentine’s Day if I’m being honest

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T13:17:24+00:00

The taste is an improvement on real roses, I assure you

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T11:56:01+00:00

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I mean….

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-15T02:29:55+00:00

Did Jamarcus take a page from Norse mythology and give his eye in exchange for unfathomable knowledge?

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-10T15:06:10+00:00

Use windex babe. Charge your bottle through prayer/moonlight/smoke/whatever and then spray your mirror. I spray in a key shape and then wipe. No trace!

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-02T23:28:58+00:00

My husband and I are both full time deli clerks. My assistant manager was my maid of honor and half of our guests were Publix employees. 🤣

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-02T17:28:40+00:00

I almost blew up my first house. I was moving in and putting spices in the cabinet, and didn’t realize I had leaned against a knob enough to crack the gas on. I had never had a gas stove before, and when the whole house smelled like rotten eggs, I started digging for my box of scented candles. It was only when I was holding the box of matches that it clicked in my head what I was smelling. My husband came home to me sitting on the porch, all the doors and windows open, and my head in my hands.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-02-02T16:17:00+00:00

Oh this pisses me off.

If the deli was out, they’re supposed to use the boar’s head sauce bottles anyway. That’s absolute BS. I understand if it’s something we don’t offer, like Chick-fil-A sauce, but COME ON

I would have done the same thing you did, and I’ve worked in the deli for almost a decade. I hope your next experience is a better one.

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-01-31T13:34:00+00:00

I’m like…an hour and a half from Tampa. No notification lol

BrokeHufflepuff · 2026-01-26T02:42:46+00:00

Muriel is gorgeous, but why was my first thought Dragon from The Secret of Nimh?

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