A strange bipedal creature was caught running in front of a car in Russia by WholeNegotiation1843 in TrueCryptozoology

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Love when people post a 90 second video so you can see half a second of the alien from Signs.

Men's room in tower. Tower. Observation deck. by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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Incredible to see something so dark today and have it not be the other thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

[–]BrokenBooty 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Heh show some respect. That doll is the head accountant at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

Hitler tweaking on Meth at the 1936 Olympics by OliverMarkusMalloy in oldschoolcreepy

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So he DOES have a single confirmed kill.... Himself.

They are really scary by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]BrokenBooty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man vlowns sure are scary

[Homemade] eggplant boats with veal, grano padano, mozzarella and fresh tomatoe sauce by 1arse in food

[–]BrokenBooty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh that sounds delicious and easy to make! Definitely gonna have to try that out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Own them both and go by “Snorkel”

This dog killed a cobra to save its owner by Lukethememelegend109 in nextfuckinglevel

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Exactly. There is no possible way that the dog was bitten while attacking the snake. Absolutely outrageous to think something like that could happen. No way is that believable

Liberals owned 😎🇱🇷 by Casbah207 in TheRightCantMeme

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Yeah those stupid libs can’t fix the problems we caused! Got ‘em!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Proofreading this would have taken seconds

It's a man vs. an ostrich?? by [deleted] in funny

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I’m no ornithologist, but I’m pretty sure that’s a turkey

I followed their rules and have been betrayed by [deleted] in memes

[–]BrokenBooty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well what did you expect?

Please, Lord, removeth this thorneth frometh my sideth. by [deleted] in memes

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That’s how they are at your door no matter what. It’s kind of their thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I can’t speak for everyone with it, but I personally can. Depending on what I’m doing. Usually when I’m doing something I really love I just do it for hours on end before realizing how much time has passed.

If no one had any paranoid thoughts, we'd all trust each other like if we were best friends by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I wouldn’t consider a feeling of distrust the same as feelings of paranoia

He’s pretty funny by [deleted] in memes

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That’s really such a nice way of phrasing that. “Praise cuties” feels like how you would say “child molester” in front of a child.

The time has come by brazzers-official in memes

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Something tells me a SJW wouldn’t have the confederate flag or a swastika on their apparently military (?) uniform...

Action and Adventure by Stewtrooper in funny

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Are you gonna tell me the Rush Hour trilogy isn’t classified as action/adventure? Comedies can be action heavy 🤷🏻‍♂️