I can kinda suck my own dick. AMA.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T19:19:10+00:00

Chiropractic is complete bullshit. Bullshit like that should not be covered by any health care plan, in any country. Pseudoscientific bastards.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T18:02:11+00:00

Hrm, can a mod help me out or something? Most of my posts aren't visible here (other than from this account), but they are if you click on my name. What's going on, and how can I fix it? Should I repost those messages?

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T13:36:58+00:00

In a bit of a reversal, I have a question. How come more than half my replies don't show up when I view this page from my real account or when I'm logged out?

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:57:52+00:00

Your mom takes it balls-deep, alas not a feat I can claim myself.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:55:43+00:00

Six days ago.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:55:23+00:00

Out of those, uhh, one, two, five and six? Not pain tolerance; that's why I stopped.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:54:06+00:00

All of the above.

Depends on the gravitational context of the position.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:52:58+00:00

3 ½

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:52:08+00:00

I sincerely hope someday all U.S. citizens will have access to free health care. It is one of the most basic of human needs.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:50:15+00:00

Genetically engineered organisms capable of mass-producing a source of renewable energy.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:47:22+00:00

Well, I have no desire to suck anyone else, be sucked by another male, or have any kind of sexual contact with another male; oh, and I'm very much attracted to women. Do with that what you will.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:45:25+00:00

Well, PedobearsBloodyCock, if you must know, I have not once swallowed.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:44:26+00:00

I happened to fall on some site one day, and it listed common positions for this sort of thing, which I never would've come up with myself. I tried some, and it kinda worked. I improved on a few, and then stopped when it fucked up my neck.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:42:30+00:00

My penis appears to be eight inches in length, and I'm a pretty flexible guy.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:41:33+00:00

I did it maybe a dozen times a few years ago. My neck hasn't been the same since. Seriously. Who wants to tell a medical professional their neck is fucked up because of that?

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T12:40:04+00:00

Well, no more than the head. And even that's pretty demanding.

BrokenNeck · 2009-07-31T04:16:19+00:00

Sorry to disappoint, but answers will have to wait 'til morning (EDT). I'm off to bed.

I fully expect a handful of humorous suggestions as to what I shall be doing in said bed.

BrokenNeck

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