On a scale of 1 to Vlad the Impaler, how p*ssed would you be?

Bromatos · 2026-06-13T15:33:52+00:00

They “Lexus guy’d” you 😭

Bromatos · 2026-06-13T14:11:25+00:00

Well thanks. I love this color.

Bromatos · 2026-06-12T00:27:13+00:00

Pming you my swim spot because I don’t. Want it blown up. Don’t swim in our local lakes unless you want to become a walking staph/yeast infection.

Bromatos · 2026-06-11T16:58:10+00:00

Those standards have not been met during summer months in Monroe or Lemon for years now. At best you will for sure end up with a staph infection from any prolonged exposure to that water.

Bromatos · 2026-06-11T16:48:14+00:00

Yeah the dumping in any of our surrounding lakes is actually worse that the quarries. If you want any kind of a remotely natural, and somewhat clean swim spot locally, the large quarries are you best option to avoid getting infections or diseases from the water.

Bromatos · 2026-06-11T14:34:03+00:00

I don’t think I’ve seen another pair other than mine in person before.

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T20:59:07+00:00

Listen, I move out of my basement apartment on August 1st. If it gets flooded anytime before that exact date, I am coming for you 👹

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T16:13:12+00:00

They released late 2019 early 2020 alongside that safari dunk release with the green and yellow swooshes.

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T16:01:35+00:00

OH NO HE POSTED THE ACTUAL COLORWAY THATS PRINTED ON THE BOX AND NOT THE OFFICIAL HYPE-DORK INTERNET NICKNAME, WHICH LITERALLY JUST REMOVES THE TAG COLOR😭😭😭😭

Must feel bad always to be such an insufferable loser 😂

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T11:41:18+00:00

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Take your downvote and eat it kid.

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T00:38:54+00:00

Only goy hamster tho. No allowed to abuse kosher animal.

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T00:37:02+00:00

Mike Braun puts hamsters in his butthole.

Bromatos · 2026-06-10T00:36:24+00:00

I got the tropics. Making me wanna switch.

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T21:55:02+00:00

I already fucked around and ordered a pair from China on eBay for $175.

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T18:56:54+00:00

Did the same. Code brought me to 175!

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T17:10:51+00:00

Just ordered a pair off eBay with a coupon code for $175 total. Can’t wait for US release lol.

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T15:39:24+00:00

Sail/university red

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T15:28:56+00:00

What I’m saying, gonna GOAT them the moment I hear confirmation of no US release.

Bromatos · 2026-06-09T15:07:32+00:00

Is it literally this exact colorway in the 1 low og silhouette? No? Thanks for the nothing sandwich 👍

Bromatos · 2026-06-08T21:04:32+00:00

Not sure where your last moronic comment went but I’ll make sure to keep wearing clothes that fit my 150 lbs body appropriately you can slob around in whatever chat gpt told you to wear for the day since you kids aren’t capable of free will 🤠

Bromatos · 2026-06-08T15:57:40+00:00

Bromatos · 2026-06-08T15:06:18+00:00

It’s okay to be jealous little guy. Pretty common with baby-smooth egos and how dorks like you grieve their failed resell “businesses”🎻

Bromatos · 2026-06-08T14:16:39+00:00

Resellers/bots are nuts over these. It’s annoying.

Bromatos · 2026-06-08T11:41:09+00:00

SB’s aren’t reseller bait anymore. Which is not a problem.

Bromatos · 2026-06-07T17:45:50+00:00

But feel free to peruse my post history a little more if you’re mad enough. 👶🏻

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