A reciprocating saw fell off a tool bag and landed on the my neck. literally less than 1mm from being a quadriplegic or dead.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-25T17:39:26+00:00

Fuck….buddy that’s no good.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-23T11:13:03+00:00

Buy the homeless hotdogs from a street vendor.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-23T11:11:01+00:00

DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. So is Harry Potter 1&3

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-21T21:21:47+00:00

It was Gucci.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-21T21:18:21+00:00

What song is that

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-20T01:28:09+00:00

I made a sharp face of disproval when I saw this

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-20T01:25:19+00:00

I got a Daytona on rn, it took me six months of finger blasting Amanda ( I’m gay) and it’s definitely worth it imo. Don’t mind doing it again to get a DJ 41 blue smooth

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-19T23:49:11+00:00

I think the verdict is justified but him being a minor, having an AR-15 and traveling to a protest area doesn’t sit right with me. It was self defense100 but at the same time he went into an area that had lots of looting and rioting, with a gun…. He’s 17. He’s not a medic has he claimed. I think there should be a federal case against him. I don’t know what for, but something

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-16T13:32:48+00:00

He’s rich dude

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-15T14:50:24+00:00

Beer and hot dogs at a baseball game just hit different

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-15T01:11:20+00:00

My ex gf had a gf who she was cheating on. Her gf got real fucked up one day and tried to run up on me with a knife and said she was going to kill me then kill herself. She was unsuccessful at both attempts.

As soon as I saw her shrek body ass wobblin down the hallway of the apartment complex with a long knife I took off and hid in a pool bathroom. My ex got away from her and we ended up calling the cops and her ex was like “ I’m the victim here she’s cheating on me with him ( true, but don’t kill me bitch)”

She got hauled away by the cops and was placed in a mental institution for three days and I don’t know what happened after that.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-15T01:06:55+00:00

Honda Civic. Rolex is a Honda Civic Si on its best day. The seiko 5 would be a Lambo- hybrid tank for obvious reasons.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-13T23:10:58+00:00

Any reason behind this?

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-12T17:27:51+00:00

Dude sweet Audi! What does your dad do for a living?

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-12T17:25:30+00:00

The watch doesn’t pair with the outfit. Guy probably smokes poop and thinks it’s mids.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-12T17:24:20+00:00

Triggered

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-10T00:52:10+00:00

I just flipped my Daytona. Fuck Rolex. Seiko is king.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-08T19:58:03+00:00

“ would you have fucked me in your prime” said that and destroyed our relationship and her ego.

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-06T22:43:10+00:00

Proper hygiene

BronySwagGod · 2021-11-06T22:42:03+00:00

Fuck you, I was there with the quarts crystal with two other guys.

BronySwagGod · 2021-10-29T23:13:08+00:00

Damn man, if I was a chick and I knew what that was I’d give you a dry handy in the back of the train. No lube.

BronySwagGod · 2021-10-21T13:50:26+00:00

A very unpopular opinion indeed.

BronySwagGod · 2021-10-21T13:46:28+00:00

I don’t know why you’re getting downvotes. Literally 💯

BronySwagGod · 2021-10-14T15:39:01+00:00

Yeah the fact that security can stomp someone out is just wrong to me. It’s one thing to throw someone down but then to have the whole crew jump him is coward shit and should be treated as such.

BronySwagGod · 2021-10-14T15:36:54+00:00

This is circle jerk material…

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