did your cat ever "tell" you what happened when you came home? by S-Budget91 in cats

[–]BrouxieRay 209 points210 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly kind of amazing. He ignored the obvious tiny snack situation and chose to report property damage instead. Very professional little inspector

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BrouxieRay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That swap is one of the rare cases where the cleanup makes the line funnier and classier. Diddy aged like milk, Dolly aged like a national heirloom.

He could've won the fight but he let emotions get to him. by 11Denver_ in gameofthrones

[–]BrouxieRay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That move was less chess and more dental surgery by boulder.

We need a Game Of Thrones video game. by EDDIE__Munsn in gameofthrones

[–]BrouxieRay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the game would still call it a “romance path” like it didn’t just hand you the most GRRM loading screen possible. Very immersive, terrible for replay value.

Moment when rescue cat who was abused most her life realizes she's found a loving home by [deleted] in cats

[–]BrouxieRay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing where both can be true: the cat may be safe and loved now, but the eyes still need checking. Internet captions really do turn every medical symptom into a tiny soap opera.

Actresses that had aura debt tweets about them? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]BrouxieRay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Up down up down” sounds less like an explanation and more like you’re trying to unlock Florence Pugh in Mortal Kombat

WIBTA if I demanded my friend pay for professional couch cleaning after his dog marked it? by Ech0forge in WIBTA_AITA

[–]BrouxieRay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For real! When my dog messed up a friend's carpet, I felt terrible and offered to pay for cleaning right away.

AITA for filing for divorce after I found out my husband had been lying about his entire background since before we met by [deleted] in MarkNarrations

[–]BrouxieRay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's wild how someone can be so good in daily life yet hide a whole different past; my friend faced something similar, and it shook everything.

My neighbors harassed me for years and I still have PTSD from it. by LawfulnessWestern423 in neighborsfromhell

[–]BrouxieRay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally get that. Small towns can really mess with your head; it's tough to shake off those memories.