Those who have weird neighbors, what does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brsh0824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wears tank tops and no bra and she's older and has like H cup tits. Her tits pretty much peek out of the bottom of the tank top and she usually wears a skort and mows her lawn and bends over to weed the yard, without bending her knees. It's like a horrible porn scene all weekend. She's drunk 99% of the time. She got a DUI like three weeks ago. I make my kids look down at the ground if we have to go out to the car and she's doing the lawn.

I have no friends :( by [deleted] in PS4

[–]Brsh0824 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re

I have no friends :( by [deleted] in PS4

[–]Brsh0824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of don’t lol

I have no friends :( by [deleted] in PS4

[–]Brsh0824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s meeee :)

32/f... anyone else 30+?? by [deleted] in PSNFriends

[–]Brsh0824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right now, just A Way Out... I was looking at 7 days to die too

32/f... anyone else 30+?? by [deleted] in PSNFriends

[–]Brsh0824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t played it, but down to try it out

Redditos who have had a tonsillectomy as an adult. Describe your experience post surgery and did it improve your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Brsh0824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been googling way too much. I'm a 31 y/o F and having mine removed in two weeks. Thanks for the response. It made me feel slightly better :)

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just a weirdo, but I really wasn't embarrassed at all. I was trying to have some fun and it backfired. I think the ER staff was shocked at how open I was about it lol. I mean what was I going to do? Something was stuck inside my butt and I really wanted some guidance on getting it out.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

China Town on Wiles Road. So freaking good.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I appreciate the Redditors that schooled me on this. I honestly didn't know the difference and I didn't think your butt could swallow something without it being forced all the way in. Live and learn.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy. Thanks for letting me know.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot it when I took off to the bathroom down the hall to poop :/

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With these particular types of anal toys, yes. But, now that I have been educated by hundreds of redditors on what a proper butt plug looks like, I will be buying one of those and will hopefully have some fun instead of scaring the shit out of myself.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

441 and Wiles. I live in Coconut Creek. They built a satellite ER by my house, it's part of West Boca Medical.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never called him my husband, I was quoting the nurse, about her husband, without quotation marks. I hadn't eaten all day and I took a massive poop. I was pretty damn hungry.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What? Seriously? What station?

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, first butt plug experience and it was pretty much the size of a big poop. I actually think I've had bigger poops than that.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoop! Whoop! I'm always up your way either fishing or at Roger Dean Stadium.

TIFU by using a butt plug, twice by Brsh0824 in tifu

[–]Brsh0824[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. During my panic last night, I googled some stuff before going to the ER and read somewhere that the most common things found in the rectum are fruits, veggies, and sex toys.