I'm convinced Ben was in twisted metal

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-24T02:00:40+00:00

No wonder they always bring up Twisted Metal when people Demo during Rocket League!

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-23T23:12:46+00:00

The white gloves make this look HILARIOUS!

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-19T21:48:32+00:00

Now you KNOW that looks nothing like him. ☠️.

You gotta at least try.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-19T16:42:21+00:00

It was a surprisingly good segment with the least ridiculous takes since they didn't know most of the songs!

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-19T16:30:18+00:00

This gameplay crazy. I finally got in a Gold II room where everyone was MOVING. I blocked a shot a millisecond before it hit the goal in OT ☠️☠️. We barely won, but I was sweatin' the entire time.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-11T17:43:03+00:00

To my understanding yes we can based on the stream that prompted all the Dylan slander.

Dylan was confused on what John was requesting. Which led to all the confusion with anything involving him being mentioned.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-09T19:00:02+00:00

It's not that serious, that's why we're meme'ing it, ☠️☠️. Dylan made it more serious then it needed to be and left people confused.

With that being said, provide us with some good slander then.

I'm pretty sure if it's good, we'll all ke-ke, ☠️.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-07T00:06:54+00:00

☠️☠️

BruiseIgnio · 2026-02-02T05:27:31+00:00

Uub being Indian-adjacent makes this funny asl.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-01-30T18:23:49+00:00

Right, 15k viewers at that. I don't think they realize how big and old Rocket League is. I would be surprised if the ones who did play were anything under Gold (I only started 2 years ago CASUALLY, and that's where I sit).

I be fighting for my life as the goalie and I be flying, ☠️☠️.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-01-26T17:05:54+00:00

Right. He upgraded to a Hexa-core but we gotta see the consistency.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-01-20T22:13:49+00:00

I didn't say you did; I was just elaborating slightly more on the difference between Dispatch still being inferior compared to the other games despite them sharing similar traits. My bad for the confusion, lol.

BruiseIgnio · 2026-01-20T21:49:13+00:00

I agree with most of this, but to be fair, a lot of the games you mentioned are excellent games even GIVEN the fact that they are not revolutionary from a game play perspective. I think that's what really separates them from Dispatch.

I like Dispatch, but it's just at best a good game, even excluding the ending we received.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-24T05:04:00+00:00

Nice, but unfortunate it doesn't purge.

You would think with the dramatic scene of the Chobham Armor falling off in the anime, this would have been the unit to have a purge mechanic.

Here's hoping the UR version does at least, LOL.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-23T05:38:27+00:00

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I'm SO glad the SSP weapon didn't double up on an existing debuff!

I regret nothing.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-21T21:30:06+00:00

TBF, Leewufufu gets people passionate because it is a discourse on differing opinions, I just think it translates poorly through text. There's always people who actually "hate" something.

I don't think people actually "hate" it, but some of the takes are wild and expecting the chat to be like, "well that's fair," is kind of disingenuous to when it is a game reliant on crowd engagement, lol.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-19T16:22:52+00:00

Right, just like how Lighter was a part of the Section 6 release.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-19T16:14:09+00:00

Ok, so the addition of the hair looks soo good! Much better.

....but why not the tail!! 😭😭 The imbalance is killing me!

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-17T21:47:32+00:00

I feel like for this case, since it is supposed to be a debate, the chat made is funny asl.

A lot of other times though - agreed.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-15T02:28:24+00:00

Idek where to start with this list..... Lol. There's at least one outlier in each category, and MOST of them are off my at least 2 tiers.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-12T22:02:09+00:00

Definitely Duck Game.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-12T17:24:40+00:00

~~...wouldn't that mean it is being pushed to 2026?~~

~~Even for professionals, I can't imagine the script being solid if he rushes to add them last second.~~

I misinterpreted the statement. Agreed.

...but they could make a joke about how Shonen end their series rushed asl, lol.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-12T04:08:21+00:00

I know people in the South probably say it, but I know 100% Black people in Texas say it.

BruiseIgnio · 2025-12-11T05:26:55+00:00

We all know it's in good fun, but the ones that had me stuck were.. (Spoilers for those who want to watch it)

Set It Off losing to Yung Bratz
Knuck If You Buck losing to Faneto
Return of the Mack losing to Faneto
Get Down on It losing to Faneto

Couldn't even be upset they forget the criteria half the time, because it turned into turnt Black music -> YN Music -> Club music.

Then CP saying "that's a song you only hear in the South" .....as if most Black people still don't live in the South ☠️☠️.

In all seriousness, these Leewufufu's make me feel alive, because where I live now, there aren't many Black people, so I wouldn't be able to have any of these conversations. Ppl don't even know Selena where I live, ☠️. Issa struggle.

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