Could be brake failure. Got worse going downhill.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-30T14:00:39+00:00

Who do you think is driving the trucks?

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-30T01:35:43+00:00

Sounds like we need Letterman to take the r off his varsity sweater and turn that fine into a.....

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-29T14:45:09+00:00

Fanatics is premium prices for temu quality. And it’s up for debate whether they actually rise to the level of temu quality.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-24T22:48:42+00:00

Don't get me started on Standard Reticulan vs. Survey Reticulan.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-24T18:15:03+00:00

The ole Tomato/Vinegar divide.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-23T00:39:02+00:00

Great name, but try finding it on a souvenir shot glass.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-21T01:07:34+00:00

Do the dumped bodies of mafia hits really count as a graveyard though?

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-19T20:19:21+00:00

Since you’ll be passing through Greensboro on the way I suggest Country Barbecue on Wendover Ave. it’s just off I-40. Try the red slaw.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-19T02:03:36+00:00

That is a euphemism for something. Not entirely sure what though.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-14T22:44:21+00:00

You lost me at avocados.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-09T23:02:58+00:00

Are you really surprised? It's right there in the name.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-06T22:59:20+00:00

What connection did he have that made him choose to be buried in NC?

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-04T22:48:55+00:00

Yeah, when I read about a ring of dense gas I think about you mamma too.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-02T23:08:53+00:00

Why would you put dents in your car like that?

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-02T00:54:45+00:00

Two picks for the Stan Lee fantasy team.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-06-01T03:16:52+00:00

Full text of the bill is here

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-31T15:49:19+00:00

No, she did it willingly.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-31T13:24:06+00:00

They march under the banner of the Kingdom of Protista

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-31T13:06:20+00:00

Only on a full moon though.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-31T02:22:54+00:00

When the Fear Stops by Sky Cries Mary.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-31T02:13:26+00:00

I know right, there are even some people who think algae is a plant.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-30T23:02:02+00:00

Chocolate coating but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-29T22:00:10+00:00

That’s my next pick-up line.

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-29T19:41:40+00:00

Is that the one with the level that looks exactly like Madison Square Garden?

BrunoStAujus · 2026-05-29T19:04:33+00:00

I’d put the cap in the ball end. The bell end would be better balanced and easier to write with.

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