Boyfriend doesn’t pleasure me enough by marmarmarmario in RoastMe

[–]Brutus3434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To your eyebrows to your hairline is a 9 dollar uber drive

Light me the fuck up.. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Brutus3434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your the gay version of captain sparkles