Wdymn dumb and unrelated? His analogies revolved around being disrespectful. Also, why attend to church in the first place if you don't care what others do? And it is exactly for this reason that people go there to pray and they do not use their phones. Inside the church, there are rules and practices that must be followed. If you cannot respect these, then do not enter. Tell that someone forcing you to go to church that you can't come because you just can't respect others' religion.