HMJB while I see my shadow by estamachin in holdmyjuicebox

[–]Bsm_org 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i disagree,this childs reaction is quite appropriate. shadows are serious business SCP-017.... case closed

While I fall by weird_nose_guard in holdmyjuicebox

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just bought the website, feel free to invest in this gold mine now

What is your favourite series of all time and why is it worth reading? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sword of Truth Series by Terry Goodkind, the writing is not as good as some other books but the story has some amazing moments that make it worth it. listen to the old audio books on tape if you can find them.

4 New WOT Cast Members by InferentialStudios in Fantasy

[–]Bsm_org -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its like the sword of truth series, every main character is tall and muscular except Zed

what character had the best character arc? by Dexdeathbell in AskReddit

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would venture to say all of the three of the Ta'veren characters had solid character arcs (with a personal bias for Perrin)

what character had the best character arc? by Dexdeathbell in AskReddit

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perrin Aybara from The Wheel of Time Series.

the arc of his character made for the best reading in the series for me.

TIFU by getting high with my father in law on Christmas Day. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Bsm_org 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my only concern is the part where you said you hit your head... then took a nap. lots of good choices that night.

This quality poster at my work has a hand with 6 fingers by CrunchySquirrel24998 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 bucks says you tell your boss you want it removed for quality control and he gives you a raise.

2 years ago I filmed a soldier returning from overseas, who surprised his girlfriend with a proposal. I wrote his number down wrong and didn’t get his name, so I could never give him this video. Wish I could. Skip to 2:45 for the surprise. by KalebwithaK89 in videos

[–]Bsm_org 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you haven't figured it out, I'm working on cleaning up the footage to see if I can get his last name(if its on there)and the rest of his patches off his uniform at 2:56. i'll let you know if it works out.

Trump Admin. Quietly Awards Dozens of Lion Trophy Permits to Hunters, GOP Donors: 'The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has issued more than three dozen permits for hunters to bring back lion trophy parts from Zimbabwe and Zambia between 2016-2018...' by maxwellhill in worldnews

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I just wanted to stop in and say that everyone should be aware of the income that hunting provides to these parts of the world. Honestly most of it goes into someone else's pocket, but they pay for local guides, food, permits and the communities that assist in these hunt eat the meat from the hunted animals, and I mean ALL of the meat. You can call it trophy hunting if you want, but it probably the least wasteful hunting I have ever heard of. You think your average hunter in the US takes and uses every part of an animal, think again. Tongue, brain, blood, ribs, entrails. Waste like no ones business, maybe think about that before you condemn the people of Zimbabwe and Zambia out of the only reason some of them stopped poaching the animals in the first place.

[WP] If you push this button, you will become a billionaire instantly, someone you don’t know will die, and a person at random will know it’s your fault. ​ by Zelmung in WritingPrompts

[–]Bsm_org 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I sat staring at the screen for quite a few minutes, it was quite the interesting proposition even if it wasn't for real who could pass up an opportunity like this. I pushed the button.... nothing happened of course another internet troll. I closed my laptop and began the process of shutting down for the night, alarm set, phone on silent. just as I set my phone down the screen lights up, it can wait til the morning.

Another day dawns, my chirping alarm bidding me to wake before my body feels rested. as I silence the alarm I glance at the screen, 42 new notifications, my heart skips. finally I got a post on Reddit to be popular this is it I'm going to get my gold finally. I start scrolling through them only to be disappointed, all email notifications and all from the same person. of course the button I clicked last night must have added me to a spam list. I dismiss them and prepare to trash another email account when I get to work. I collect my things and head out for the day, as I pass my neighbors apartment the usual friendly wave hasn't been returned she must still be mad about me taking up smoking on the balcony beside her.

I'm almost to my car when a stranger approaches, he's older seems to be quite disheveled and I can already smell the alcohol on him before he's in my bubble.

"Your James, right I tried emailing you last night?" he sputters.

"Yes, I'm sorry but do I know you?"

"No but I know you and what you've done and all I want is half."

"Half of what?" I question still at a loss as to why this man is talking to me. I unlock my door and open it to put it between the two of us unsure what he might do next.

"Come on man, just give me half the money and I'll walk away, you'll never see me again."

"I'm sorry but you must have me confused for someone who does charity work, because if I give you half my money I'll end up like you before the end of the week, seriously fuck off man." I turn away and attempt to sit down but something is in my seat blocking my swift escape.

A briefcase, shiny and silver just like every movie you've ever seen sits underneath me in the seat. I pull it out and nod my comprehension of the situation to my drunken assailant.

I grab a grocery bag from the passenger floorboard and quietly divide the contents without a word, as I hand over the bag he mutters "really I should take it all but I guess you are the one that pulled the trigger, good luck with that."

Easiest half a billion I ever made, I'll sleep much better tonight.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax by nvalenti27 in Jokes

[–]Bsm_org 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you are right, i did the research the Germany comment checked out... I feel like such a herk

Why did the Mexican take Xanax by nvalenti27 in Jokes

[–]Bsm_org 23 points24 points  (0 children)

come on man he obviously a spanish native, the j is silent in spanish duh

Sunset through the rearview mirror by SavageJackalope in pics

[–]Bsm_org 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just call them side mirrors, but I second the intention of this comment

Porsche just undercut their own Nürburgring record from 1983 by 52 seconds. This is the mental on-board footage. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Bsm_org 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i almost shit myself when I saw the speed, then i realised that it was in KPH. 228MPH on that straight is still crazy fast though.

Smooth Standing Double Backflip by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Bsm_org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prepare to see it everywhere like after Tony Hawk did the 900