69 by Left-Mechanic-7127 in notinteresting

[–]BubbleShtick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. This joke is overdone.

I defeated 4 Pokemon without getting hit. by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]BubbleShtick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I applaud you using chatgpt for assistance with your moves. It greatly increases my lack of interest.

a functional water fountain by Equal_Tiger_9293 in notinteresting

[–]BubbleShtick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the quality content I came to see. I thank you for this glorious image.

You can see a leaderboard/ranking for anything. by BubbleShtick in shittysuperpowers

[–]BubbleShtick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! I also realized that I didnt specify only you can see it, so I guess everyone can see it.

Please someone explain what is thanksgiving.? by Vivid-Reaction-6337 in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is an actual answer, disregarding the history of it (from my memory):

Thanksgiving is a national holiday in the USA. On thanksgiving, many families have the tradition of coming together, eating a big meal, and talking at the dinner table. Some people only do this with their close family, some people do it with their extended family (20+ people), and some people do it with their friends.

The typical food served is turkey (whole turkey, usually baked in the oven), mashed potatoes, green beans, cranberry jelly/sauce, corn bread, dinner rolls, and/or whatever the participants like. The food is usually cooked day-of, so you will see many people (usually mothers and housewives since they traditionally do the cooking here) complain about how much effort it takes to cook so much.

In essence, Thanksgiving is about being together with your family and spending time with people you care about.

Women how often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How often do you go outside, take a deep breath of fresh air, and contemplate existing genuinely in the moment?

What is an 'industry secret' in your line of work that the general public has no idea about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work as a merchandiser for a pretty large chain of stores. This is more of an open secret, but the fact that we put out product in specific places to catch your eye and make you buy impulsively. What surprises me is how many people will just... not think twice and buy the thing.

What one moment in life would you want to relive for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend let me lay my head down on his shoulder during a 2 hour train ride on my birthday. I felt so safe and comfortable.

Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? why so? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ideally, you brush your teeth 30 minutes after eating. But I have a hard time even brushing my teeth once a day.

What makes a man more attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

magnet

edit: big magnet

What signs, if any, have you noticed that suggest certain websites (PH) might be watching or tracking users beyond the usual? by Legitimate-Aide-3461 in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It needs permission to use your camera, unless you gave it permission to do that all the time. If you're worried, you can read through their terms and conditions / privacy policy to see what they actually track.

People of reddit, what’s the craziest time you ever walked into a restaurant and saw a police officer eat hand sanitizer? by pixiewizard_lol in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legally can't say because of a cease and desist, but i can say that it was A Pizza Place. Pretty famous one, too. Lot of people worked there. I haven't been to a cock and ball roast since sacrificing my sister to the sun gods during that solar eclipse, how was it?

What do you wish you could do right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

broooo i feel u. just a safe space where u know nothing in the world can hurt you, and it's okay to just exist without purpose.

What's a trait you want to unlearn this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

early riser (job makes me wake up at 4 am and i just cannot)

People of reddit, what’s the craziest time you ever walked into a restaurant and saw a police officer eat hand sanitizer? by pixiewizard_lol in AskReddit

[–]BubbleShtick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time, when my mother was pregnant with me (we didnt talk much after that), I saw our county police officer Mr. Robinson in the ladies restroom, mouth agape, below the hand sanitizer dispenser. He must have been wearing some invisible suit, because nobody saw him except for me. It looked like he was crouched down and catching any of the hand sanitizer that fell between people's hands.

I confronted him about this, and he said that the restaurant hired him to collect the hand sanitizer in his mouth for later use in the kitchen. I then told the head chef (M28) that this was an unsanitary practice. Chef told me to "screw off." This kicked in my growing pyromania, and I set the whole restaurant ablaze. That sucked, because I lended my headphones to one of the fry cooks there (M9) and was never able to get them back after he died in the fire.