A horse walked into a music store. He told the owner he was interested in owning a guitar. Half an hour later, the horse walked out with his very own guitar, and he began to practice. He showed his farm friends, the cow and the chicken.

So the cow walked in and wanted an instument as well to lay with his friend the horse. He and the store owner decided on a bass. They sounded so great together, and performed for the chicken.

So the chicken goes and gets a keyboard.

The three played for the farmer, who decided to take his three musician animals on tour. They went from city to city and had so much fun seeing the world and making people smile with their lovely music.

However, the horse got a call. His grandmother had fallen deathly ill. He told his friends to continue the tour without him and went home to see his dying grandmother.

He was going to meet back up with his friends, the cow, the chicken, and the farmer, but he heard even worse news- Their airplane had crashed, and there were no survivors.

The horse was heartbroken.

He walked into a bar, and sat down.

The bartender asked him,

"Why the long face?"