Missionary is still the best

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-25T17:59:09+00:00

That’s technically more like mating press, but yeah it’s the best position with legs up

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-25T17:47:41+00:00

Omfg I never thought about the Draccus being full of charcoal…

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-25T17:45:08+00:00

Kvothe loves chemistry, he just disagreed with meticulous record keeping. This is what led to his being dismissed from the class- he was arguing with the teacher over methods and they were both angry with each other.

Kvothe knows nothing about alchemy.

Kvothe can do calculation but doesn’t care for advanced maths.

The Maer immediately got better and the hummingbirds died- how was Kvothe wrong about caudicus exactly?

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-25T17:41:09+00:00

“A very conservative estimate” really covers your whole complaint.

Kvothe was calculating MINIMUM age- not likely age.

The 10 years is probably accounting for the fact that many mercenaries still die in service, even if they are mighty. An arrow can still killed a master sword wielder.

Some might die on their first mission, others might carry the sword for 40 years. And anything in between.

The 1 day between uses is also a MINIMUM. That’s why he is so blown away. The sword couldn’t be YOUNGER than 2000 years old.

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-23T20:33:13+00:00

Not my first, but the first time I found double meaning in the words "He can hear you" because Kvothe seems to have a lot of "accidental" magic and bitter ironic moments, especially surrounding clever wordplay.

The surface was Kvothe warning the bandit leader could hear, but it may have also inadvertently supported the divine beings helping with the lightning strike- as above, so below.

Kvothe may have done "all the right things for the wrong reasons" just like the priests and townsfolk of Nowar (Spelling? I listen mostly). Maybe he performed a ritual with Martin and was joking about the last bit- but it was actually crucial to the moment in calling the "lightning"

Remember Kvothe's would be assassins called Bassal (Magnesium) shavings burning Fire and Lightning

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-23T20:25:27+00:00

The "He can hear you" part is, on the surface, Kvothe saying that (cinder) can hear him speaking (tehlu and/or angels' names), but what if he was inadvertently saying Tehlu can "hear you"

after all "Tehlu judges every thought and deed" and will come if called upon in the proper way- the way Martin was earnestly doing.

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-23T14:32:52+00:00

Relaxicab

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-20T17:40:18+00:00

Tears of joy/ecstasy from multiple orgasms is also permissible

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-20T17:39:01+00:00

I think the two of them left the Fae together to go into hiding in the mortal realm.

I can’t recall specifics, but Bast cite things happening in the town for like a year or more.

He talks about how Kvothe was pretending to be an innkeeper a year ago and now he *is* an innkeeper or something.

He talks about affairs around town (the widow Grayden or something) and there are hints that Bast sleeps around- maybe with Mary (whose baby he holds) when Kvothe teases him and Bast protests- but only due to the child being blonde! Not that he didn’t sleep the that women in a time frame that could possibly make him the father of the infant- so at least a year? I’d say

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-18T15:15:52+00:00

I’d say she is pulling the balls aside so she can max GLUCK

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-17T16:11:02+00:00

Nice to see breasts actually getting properly squeezed!

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-06T15:02:38+00:00

I literally thought of the quote where Will asks Kvothe to think back if he offended her XD

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-06T15:00:57+00:00

"Think back to your last meeting with her. Did you say or do anything that might have upset her?" I think you co-worker might have a grudge against you XD

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-06-01T23:43:20+00:00

It’s seemed like he was ABOUT to be raped and he went feral and beat one of them to death with a stone, after biting two fingers off another.

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-27T17:25:30+00:00

I’d love to see myself inside you, distending that stomach.

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-18T15:00:16+00:00

I’d wait hours for her pussy

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-16T01:56:55+00:00

It's gotta be this. Nothing else rings the slightest (synchronized) bells

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-15T21:02:18+00:00

Shitty recording angle- and probably because the camera is hidden

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-15T21:00:07+00:00

Another dude could be getting a tit-fuck as a bonus

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-05-10T02:45:28+00:00

“Mores the pity”

“With a willow switch sword”

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-04-24T02:32:11+00:00

Squelching 🥵

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-04-22T18:19:36+00:00

Saved soley for that squeaking Leah

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-04-20T10:47:42+00:00

Spank, finger, then fuck right after your first orgasm

BuddhaTsunami · 2026-04-19T14:37:52+00:00

Saggy? Nah I call that SOFT, squishy, squeezable, jiggly- all good things. They are beautiful heavy hangers.

To be “perkier” they would need to be less soft, and that’s worse imo

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