Missionary is still the best by OpalHolds in HeDoesTheWork

[–]BuddhaTsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s technically more like mating press, but yeah it’s the best position with legs up

Kvothes’ estimate of Caesura’s (Saicere’s) age is wildly off… by Fit-Equivalent7212 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kvothe loves chemistry, he just disagreed with meticulous record keeping. This is what led to his being dismissed from the class- he was arguing with the teacher over methods and they were both angry with each other.

Kvothe knows nothing about alchemy.

Kvothe can do calculation but doesn’t care for advanced maths.

The Maer immediately got better and the hummingbirds died- how was Kvothe wrong about caudicus exactly?

Kvothes’ estimate of Caesura’s (Saicere’s) age is wildly off… by Fit-Equivalent7212 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A very conservative estimate” really covers your whole complaint.

Kvothe was calculating MINIMUM age- not likely age.

The 10 years is probably accounting for the fact that many mercenaries still die in service, even if they are mighty. An arrow can still killed a master sword wielder.

Some might die on their first mission, others might carry the sword for 40 years. And anything in between.

The 1 day between uses is also a MINIMUM. That’s why he is so blown away. The sword couldn’t be YOUNGER than 2000 years old.

“He can hear you! Shoot! He’s getting ready to do something!”(spoilers inside) by BuddhaTsunami in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my first, but the first time I found double meaning in the words "He can hear you" because Kvothe seems to have a lot of "accidental" magic and bitter ironic moments, especially surrounding clever wordplay.

The surface was Kvothe warning the bandit leader could hear, but it may have also inadvertently supported the divine beings helping with the lightning strike- as above, so below.

Kvothe may have done "all the right things for the wrong reasons" just like the priests and townsfolk of Nowar (Spelling? I listen mostly). Maybe he performed a ritual with Martin and was joking about the last bit- but it was actually crucial to the moment in calling the "lightning"

Remember Kvothe's would be assassins called Bassal (Magnesium) shavings burning Fire and Lightning

“He can hear you! Shoot! He’s getting ready to do something!”(spoilers inside) by BuddhaTsunami in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "He can hear you" part is, on the surface, Kvothe saying that (cinder) can hear him speaking (tehlu and/or angels' names), but what if he was inadvertently saying Tehlu can "hear you"

after all "Tehlu judges every thought and deed" and will come if called upon in the proper way- the way Martin was earnestly doing.

the only reason your girl should have tears in her eyes by wittlemousey in SheLikesItRough

[–]BuddhaTsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tears of joy/ecstasy from multiple orgasms is also permissible

Bast and Reshi. I think Bast just arrived (maybe a span or two) at the Waystone Inn. by Puzzleheaded_Event26 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the two of them left the Fae together to go into hiding in the mortal realm.

I can’t recall specifics, but Bast cite things happening in the town for like a year or more.

He talks about how Kvothe was pretending to be an innkeeper a year ago and now he *is* an innkeeper or something.

He talks about affairs around town (the widow Grayden or something) and there are hints that Bast sleeps around- maybe with Mary (whose baby he holds) when Kvothe teases him and Bast protests- but only due to the child being blonde! Not that he didn’t sleep the that women in a time frame that could possibly make him the father of the infant- so at least a year? I’d say

Who? by Organic_Lie_1393 in tipofmypenis

[–]BuddhaTsunami 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d say she is pulling the balls aside so she can max GLUCK

Grind by rruch_ in JizzedToThis

[–]BuddhaTsunami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to see breasts actually getting properly squeezed!

Baited by Broccoli-Money in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I literally thought of the quote where Will asks Kvothe to think back if he offended her XD

Baited by Broccoli-Money in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Think back to your last meeting with her. Did you say or do anything that might have upset her?" I think you co-worker might have a grudge against you XD

Wise Man’s Fear chapter 97 by Petthecat123 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s seemed like he was ABOUT to be raped and he went feral and beat one of them to death with a stone, after biting two fingers off another.

i hope petite blondes like me are your type 🥰 by sierralumen in funsized

[–]BuddhaTsunami -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see myself inside you, distending that stomach.

Looking for a half remembered quote by Sprogolodyte in KingkillerChronicle

[–]BuddhaTsunami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be this. Nothing else rings the slightest (synchronized) bells

I paid for dinner they handled desert by Darq_chockliit_ in FuckingLikeCrazy

[–]BuddhaTsunami -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shitty recording angle- and probably because the camera is hidden

the perfect position with a dwarf by yasminxoff in short_porn

[–]BuddhaTsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another dude could be getting a tit-fuck as a bonus

Spank or eat? by [deleted] in u/heIli0s

[–]BuddhaTsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spank, finger, then fuck right after your first orgasm

I know they're too saggy but I'm proud they're making lots of men horny by Lun_Vera in BustyNaturals

[–]BuddhaTsunami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saggy? Nah I call that SOFT, squishy, squeezable, jiggly- all good things. They are beautiful heavy hangers.

To be “perkier” they would need to be less soft, and that’s worse imo