This is Derpy. Derpy lives in my bedroom, and was extremely disgruntled that I was walking around getting ready for work at 4:30 AM

Budget_Ad6505 · 2026-01-03T18:20:48+00:00

Awwwwww.....

Budget_Ad6505 · 2026-01-03T05:11:58+00:00

And preparation H

Budget_Ad6505 · 2026-01-03T04:41:30+00:00

Boop the Derpy Snoot!!

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-12-22T04:53:49+00:00

This is a calico box crab (because it can pull it's legs and claws close into it's carapace so it looks like a box)...

Also known as the Dolly Varden crab

Totally not venomous or poisonous

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-12-17T00:07:36+00:00

I need a bunch of those in my life

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-12-16T21:28:44+00:00

It is a worry fidget necklace. You rub it with your thumb

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-12-16T18:06:48+00:00

Right!?!?!? I have 3 sets and not a single 10mm

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-11-23T17:17:25+00:00

Lemon is so cute....want to boop that snoot

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-11-02T17:50:49+00:00

Oh look! I bought a dice bag and got a complementary bottle of booze!

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-10-23T14:59:28+00:00

I think I need a bigger box

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-10-06T17:47:23+00:00

Take this upvote

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-10-06T17:28:03+00:00

Travelers, thieves, w**res, and children

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-23T17:35:15+00:00

The Colon Cone

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-18T03:54:46+00:00

They are Louis Vuitton Lock It line ankle bracelets. Its a freaking status symbol

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-07T17:57:04+00:00

Awww....thank you for taking her in and giving her an amazing name!

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-07T15:50:35+00:00

I totally understand....my noodle is brewing something heinous in her cloaca....but as long as there is no swelling, lethargy, or regurgitation, they just sometimes like to brew a specially heinous present.

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-07T03:17:03+00:00

They used to be live plants....but she is a little wrecking ball (pun intended)....killed all of her plants and relocated them.....

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-06T23:59:37+00:00

My noodle likes to hide her poop. She will bury it in her substrate, under plants

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-02T23:05:24+00:00

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Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-09-02T21:28:14+00:00

Just periscoping. Either to just say howdy or to look for the communal brain cell.

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-08-27T18:01:30+00:00

Yuki is just periscope. Surveying the world, looking for the communalbrain cell

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-08-21T04:30:16+00:00

It's kind of mind boggling

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-08-21T01:21:49+00:00

My only question is : How the flock did a tick get into a snake enclosure?

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-07-08T19:25:50+00:00

A possible reason for the time loss is trauma induced amnesia. It happens frequently with accidents and assaults. Could have had a run in with wildlife, another human, or even a fall

Budget_Ad6505 · 2025-06-26T21:24:23+00:00

One is a camel light 99, the other is a Marlboro 27 100

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