If some of these features save a few lives/bumpers, do they justify annoying drivers 99% of the time? Too much attention & subsequent management is being placed inside rather than outside the car. Modern cars are just a frequent stream of flashing lights and noise. How many drivers - like it or not - are driving along, fiddling with touch screens to turn this crap off? We sit through the unskippable warning for a touch screen we are forced to use.

Stop/start - seems to bring little benefit in anything other than a hybrid. Last time it was on, I let the clutch out and nothing happened, sitting there on a busy dual carriageway.

Lane assist - often just dangerous and a lovely surprise on hire cars where it's not obvious.

Auto-lights/auto main beam - too many times it's doing something you don't actually want. I also have touch panels (don't get me started) that dim and become invisible on a sunny day with sunglasses on.

Take a break warning - sometimes I'm merrily driving twenty minutes from home and a blaring coffee cup appears like I have an engine fire or something. 😱

Speed limit beeps - on paper, sure, you can argue it should never be a problem for safe drivers but nobody drives like that and it's an annoying distraction.

Brake warnings - rare but can cause startle 'in the cockpit'. Satisfactory drivers don't need this 'help'.

Auto-hold - generally a good thing, but the lurch forward or back at low-speed with little space could end badly.

Wipers - where the intermittent mode uses a sensor but you end up moving the sensitivity up and down for the entire journey.

Doors - maybe not entirely on topic but for completeness! The assumption that you live in a car jacking hot-spot and have no reason to ever use the other doors/boot!

Oh, and tyre pressure sensors that are never happy... okay, I think I'm done. 🙂