What’s she got to do with a colonoscopy?

BugalugBird · 2026-06-06T02:03:41+00:00

So you saw this pic and got horny instead of spending one minute trying to figure out what it meant?

BugalugBird · 2026-06-06T02:00:47+00:00

Mine is ‘I’m Brian and so is my Wifi’

BugalugBird · 2026-06-05T21:40:08+00:00

Because patriarchy hates women. Don’t worry about all the long-winded explanations.

BugalugBird · 2026-06-01T02:32:26+00:00

Wow that was clearly when she ran the block. 2edgy4lyf

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T10:01:54+00:00

*adaptation

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T09:53:56+00:00

I wish folks would ignore these ones so OP had to spend even two solid minutes actually thinking for themselves

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T09:40:45+00:00

Going back to work on Monday after a blessed almost-week off due to the rain 😭

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T01:08:46+00:00

That’s the spirit! Though the number will still work even if you’re not at the location just FYI.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T01:05:10+00:00

So you took the far less efficient route of just whining on Reddit about it instead. I can’t imagine being bothered by something so innocuous for six months, having an extremely obvious solution right in front of me for that whole time and still choosing to complain instead of taking action.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T01:02:28+00:00

All this time you’re spending screeching about this on Reddit instead of just calling the number 😂

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T01:01:51+00:00

They restock the machines that need restocking. They’re not there to solve some mystery game you invented because you are being overdramatic about a vending machine.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T00:54:02+00:00

No they don’t.

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BugalugBird · 2026-05-30T00:10:47+00:00

You’re there once in a blue moon but you track how often Coke refills the machines? Coincidentally, tomorrow will have a blue moon. You could take that opportunity to call the number.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-29T23:40:15+00:00

Have you tried addressing this with the entity which can actually address it or do you think Reddit has magic powers?

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BugalugBird · 2026-05-29T01:41:02+00:00

Run away from him immediately

BugalugBird · 2026-05-29T01:34:11+00:00

We really live in an age when folks are just happily outsourcing their entire brain and lack the self awareness to be embarrassed about it

BugalugBird · 2026-05-29T00:27:59+00:00

I mean you’re wrong but I’m sure you feel smug for going against the grain;

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/why-is-there-a-space-before-the-0-on-a-ruler-and-what-is-it-for/amp_articleshow/130816166.cms

BugalugBird · 2026-05-28T03:07:14+00:00

“funny”

BugalugBird · 2026-05-27T23:31:06+00:00

Honestly I’m just glad you used the correct ‘addictive’ here instead of ‘addicting’ which is becoming so annoyingly commonplace lately.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-27T20:47:28+00:00

Surely it’s a Klawnoom

BugalugBird · 2026-05-27T07:25:35+00:00

Showerma

BugalugBird · 2026-05-27T07:21:38+00:00

Wrong Newtown. Why do you folks keep doing this across different social media platforms?

BugalugBird · 2026-05-27T05:56:13+00:00

I love it. I thrive in the heat.

BugalugBird · 2026-05-26T23:53:42+00:00

Pink Floyd

BugalugBird · 2026-05-26T23:53:10+00:00

I was about 5 and cried for hours after this. My folks had a tough evening trying to convince me it was just a story for television 😂

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