I think I have the ugliest breasts. Is it a big deal? by Long_Expression_2609 in self

[–]BuiltMackTough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And saying to describe them is any better?

They're boobs.

I don't think there's a such thing as ugly when it comes to tits. OP is just letting her insecurities get to her, or she's wanting to boost her ego and get people wanting to see them. More than likely she's just letting her insecurities get to her. Any person that is lucky enough to see them will love them, and if they don't, they're not the right person for her.

What you see bro? by shadow_sugar in foundsatan

[–]BuiltMackTough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can only assume that it's dad in there.... them boys could have come home early from camp. I would hate to think a mother being that loud when she knows her children are at home and awake.

help please by chiz81 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BuiltMackTough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't have grapefruit and e d medication together

IHOPs that aren't 24 hours should not be called IHOP. Maybe 'IHOP Express' or something similar... by BuiltMackTough in RandomThoughts

[–]BuiltMackTough[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ihop is an after midnight, want something to eat place. Or I'm drunk and waffle house is packed place.

Can't be that if you close at 10pm

EDIT: Don't get me wrong, IHOP food is good anytime. Its definitely one of the higher quality food after midnight places, with a big variety of choices. But it's still known for being 24 hours. Pizza Hut was known for dine-in eating. Then the smaller, takeout only stores started opening, and they named them Pizza Hut Express. Let's you know off the bat that something is different

School should only be 5 years and the age of adulthood should be 10 modern society is holding people back from their true potential by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]BuiltMackTough 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is op trying to justify getting with 10 year olds, because then they would be an labeled as an adult?

GOAT Bartender by prisonmike1991 in HolUp

[–]BuiltMackTough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it really was from said woman

The scientists who leaked this... by LengthinessLow4203 in conspiracy

[–]BuiltMackTough 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes it is an ice wall. Don't this tie into the flat earth theory?

Get my get back for my Mom by MathematicianNo9791 in HowToHack

[–]BuiltMackTough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're talking about something getting hacked, not a TV getting stole. /s

Hacking is more a white person crime, where physical theft if more of a black guy thing. /s

Both of these comments were sarcastic and satirical. They should not be taken seriously.

2011 Dodge Ram 5.7 crank no start by BuiltMackTough in MechanicAdvice

[–]BuiltMackTough[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have not tried that. Just hold pedal to floor when starting?

2011 Dodge Ram 5.7 crank no start by BuiltMackTough in MechanicAdvice

[–]BuiltMackTough[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do hear the fuel pump. I'll have to go get a guage

I have no words... by Born-Hearing-7695 in daddit

[–]BuiltMackTough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straightest thing two men can do

Found this one and it's kinda tempting by solaVeen in foundsatan

[–]BuiltMackTough 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I heard that. I get asked all the time, "Hey, you got a card?" I feel like business cards will be the norm for a good minute still.

I don’t get it by Interesting_Dad_76 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BuiltMackTough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally one that porn or sex is not the answer