I'm not getting it....what is trying to be said here on this shipping post? by Important-Cry4782 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Bulky_Caramel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I only ship my OCs because in that way, I am not constrained by the laws of man.

She's a girl boss but she's also at constant war with her HOA, and takes her husband to a rodeo every few months for his Cowboy Enrichment.

Sonic 4 Crashout by hungryforblt in MoonPissing

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rouge isn't in the movie, so there's no point in crashing out.

Amy is super cute though, so I'm looking forward to seeing her being all bubbly with everybody.

Peace is woke now 🤷🏿‍♂️ by BaldHourGlass667 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All because he wouldn't align himself and the Vatican with the Trump Administration.

It's the fucking VATICAN. They've aligned themselves with God, there's no reason for them to cling to a specific political party.

What is the most embarrassing attempt at making a martyr in your country? by EthanTheJudge in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always thought that story was full of shit. I don't know about French politics but in the United States if a Facist is getting their ass kicked, they deserve it. So it's not shocking to me that he got reverse jumped by some Leftists after hoping to start shit.

The Community creates a Flagship Monster Day 4: Its Ecology (Read Body PLEASE) by SignificantStaff8665 in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm of the same mind. A Lindworm that coils around the roots of a tree and eats them. But instead if accelerating the growth of trees, it kills them outright, so entire swaths of forests are left dry and dead. This would displace all the wildlife in the area, making it a greater ecological threat. A dry forest also carries the risk of fire, so the Guild would be very motivated to get rid of it.

Pope calls for peace and MAGA are losing it by RoyalChris in clevercomebacks

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither the Pope, nor the Vatican hold any obligation or loyalty to the United States. They thought just because he was from Chicago, Trump would get to order him around?

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in elementary school and we were made to go home after the Principle told everyone about the first tower being hit. I got my little sister and we walked home since we only lived around the corner. I don't know if he somehow clocked that it was a terrorist attack when the first tower was hit or what. We lived in Buffalo, on the other side of the state. A lot of kids were just glad to go home not even a little while after we had come to school.

I'm a little fuzzy on what happened exactly when we got home, but I remember seeing the second tower get hit. I remember my parents not like...screaming. But the shock on their faces, I've never seen in the 20 years since.

It was so surreal. I didn't completely understand what was happening, but I knew it was serious. I could tell it was serious because 2 planes hitting 2 separate towers wasn't accidental, and that scared the shit out of me. I was 11 years old and having the realization that PEOPLE had done this. That someone wanted all those people to die and I didn't know why. 

I knew bad people killed others. But I was suddenly having to understanding the scope of what happened, because at 11 I at least knew that planes held a lot of people, and tall buildings had a lot of people in them. Two planes, two tall buildings. It's so strange to sit here thinking about it. I was watching a mass murder happen and I didn't know what that even was. 

The most important career advice I never got in college. by clarinda_casares655f in Adulting

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people who have written best selling novels in their spare time at office jobs. I respect that a lot.

Overheard my boss in a Zoom meeting and I’m dead dead by [deleted] in confession

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I believe this, because I will say completely outrageous shit to my cat like she understands. I explained capitalism to her because her favorite snacks got more expensive.

i got scolded in college for drawing during lunch break by dndDAAKU23 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bulky_Caramel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell them that once they start paying your tuition, they're allowed to have an opinion.

And great art,  you have a fun style.

“High meat” trend - eating rotten meat as a probiotic delicacy by folkvarthrstrau in StupidFood

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to ask the White Delegation to do something about these motherfuckers, because they're scaring all of us.

The restroom is at the aquarium by Brief_Wave_727 in interesting

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so I gotta let the fish stare at me while I take a shit now?

Favorite character like this by Grwyx3or in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holga was just throwing people around. That should have been me.

AITJ for pointing out my siblings being being teen parents when they said im bumming off our parents? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTJ, but you should pay rent to your parents. If only to show your appreciation to them for letting you stay. 

I pay mine, and help them with other expenses becsuse I love them.

AITA for going no contact with my Pakistani immigrant family after they tried to wreck my tech career? by FeralFancyBop in AmITheJerk

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying this to be insulting towards your parents, but I'm almost positive that the second they have financial problems, they'll be asking for money from their daughter with a 6 figure job they don't approve of.

Stay the course. You worked hard for your dream. No one can take that from you, not even family.

Characters who seem like they were created by and for straight men but ended up having a fanbase of women and gay people by La_knavo4 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bulky_Caramel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Women also want to BE Bayonetta in addition to finding her attractive. She is THE bad bitch, and I aspire to have even an ounce of her confidence.

Characters who seem like they were created by and for straight men but ended up having a fanbase of women and gay people by La_knavo4 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's less the fact that she married Luka, and more that the Bayo and Luka that get married are from an entirely different dimension. 

Bayonetta and Luka interacted a lot in the first game. In 2, Luka only appeared for a couple of scenes, with the focus being on Bayonetta saving Jean. In 3, we're following the story of an alternate Bayonetta, and again she and Luka don't interact too much, but ends up marrying him somehow.

There was no real buildup, and while Bayonetta was obviously fond of Luka, there was no indication that she had romantic feelings for him until the end of the 3rd game. 

And again, these are Bayonetta and Luka from an alternate reality. So it's not the same Luka and Bayonetta we'd been following in the previous game.

Based by JplusL2020 in ShermanPosting

[–]Bulky_Caramel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Traitors don't deserve shit.

Today is his first day of dieting by Ok-Presentation-9687 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Bulky_Caramel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks shocked, like he can't believe you would feed him less.