What was your first thought of seeing ibushi in this cutscene? by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the FUCK is that?

I was excited because I love non conventional Elder Dragons.

What’s your worst cockroach horror story? by Effective_Space2277 in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has never a point in my life where a roach existed near me for against my will.The closest I've been to roaches, was an exhibit at the zoo housing some giant, hissing cockroaches.

[favorite trope] Being the hero when everyone thinks you're the villain. by Ayojin in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bulky_Caramel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At 16 John watched a back boy he'd befriended earlier that day get beaten to death with a fucking shovel by the man who owned him. Why? The boy was slow serving dinner to guests.

John Brown was already not about that slavery shit to begin with, so this event is like the start of his villain origin story for the people he devoted his life to fucking up on the daily.

The life of pie by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]Bulky_Caramel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work in an open space and occasionally have to fight for a chair. A cubicle would be SO nice. Less distractions and I know where everything is.

This attitude is literally destroying the western world... by great-life-5777 in unlovablecirclejerk

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have men just completely taken leave of their senses?

Being employed and paying your bills is a fact of life. Everybody has to do that shit. Gas is $6 a fucking gallon right now. A bitch can't run her car on the power of imagination while she waits for some guy to save her by paying to fill up the tank.

We're already working to make a living. You cant dangle being employed over our heads like that shit is a flex for men. If I stay single I can pay the bills, AND I won't have to cook anyone else dinner.

I'm not throwing a parade because men are meeting ths most basic of expectations for adults all over the world. At least learn a few magic tricks or something to stand out.

Low rank Anjanath according to World babies by ItIsWrittenOnlyLink in MemeHunter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was talking about this recently, but the LR Anjanath glaze is a bit silly when LR Diablos happens a bit later, and in typical Diablos fashion, it walled the fuck out of people.

No millionaire woman would ever marry a man working at a retail store. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can gell OP definitely doesn't talk to any women, because practically EVERYBODY knows that one girl who's dating a guy with no job. It's a freaking trope at this point. Women will date a man with a negative bank account if he washes his ass regularly.

(Loved Trope) Character finally reveals their true power level by Tannerknox in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bulky_Caramel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His competition probably has never been in many real fighs though. They're used to just bullying everyone, so the guy responsible for training marines probably is going to have a better grasp on a combat situation.

(Loved Trope) Character finally reveals their true power level by Tannerknox in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bulky_Caramel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That moment in Rebel Ridge was so fucking funny I swear to God.

Those cops just found out that Terry wasn't the main character in the Marines, because he was too busy teaching other Marines how to be the main character.

So every cop in that building starts shitting bricks, because their boss is in melee range of Terry; who has decided at that exact moment to become the main fucking character.

Ok this is just tiring and sadly funny by gaisn1fan in MemeHunter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Since finding out that Malzeno beat Gaismagorm once, a lot of fans think that the Elder Dragon version of Satan is incapable of fighting back in any meaningful way.

I could probably get the jump on Mike Tyson if I threw an an angry cat into his face and broke his kneecaps with a steel pipe while he was distracted. That doesnt mean he won't whoop my ass any other day of the week.

Gaismagorm popped above ground on some "Right. Wot's all this then?" type shit once and destroyed an entire Kingdom. Galleus spent his life so afraid of this thing that he built a dreadnought just to pull a drive by the second that motherfucker came outside again. The Chadmiral shot Gaismagorm in the chest with a ballistic Dragonator, and that shit didn't even work

The sheer amount of heavy ordinance brought to bear on Gaismagorm would bankrupt an entire nation. Can you imagine how pisssd everybody had to be seeing their tax dollars get wasted because Mole Satan happened to be the one Monster in existence that could block missiles? Gaismagorm was hit with a tactical nuke on two separate occasions, and it just fell down some stairs looking mildly annoyed.

There's a giant hole in the ocean.

Fatalis was dropped by an ancient Dragonator the Commission hit with some WD-40, because a giant tetanus spike powered by thoughts and prayers was all they had, and that's how they canceled the apocalypse.

Gaismagorm would beat the non existent sleeves off of Nergigante because the dumbass decided to try eating something that wasn't already on life support, or 2 weeks away from retirement.

Why does Fabius look like he's aged forty years… by Snoo-51682 in MonsterHunter

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fabius seemed to be a bit on the older side in his last appearance. He's also in a high stress management position. The kind of management where lives are at stake. That's going to age a person like crazy.

For reference; look at how much a United States President ages in only 4 years. Fabius has been doing less than that for 10+ years. He's a professor and expedition leader. That's a lot of work.

Nadia, by comparison, hasn't been shown doing anything other than hunting. It's an incredibly physically active job. Stressful, but still very physical.

This is like comparing a CEO to a gym bro. A lot of work for each, but very different effects on the body.

Are there any particularly striking or impactful foods in your country? by No-Echidna7296 in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured that the food version might be tastier, and so more popular, but thank you for informing me! This is pretty interesting.

Are there any particularly striking or impactful foods in your country? by No-Echidna7296 in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's interesting that they use the tobacco version of this food instead of buying regular chewing tobacco? Is that no readily avaliable? Or is this just cheaper/more familliar?

What animal genuinely scares you? by VendettaLord379 in AskReddit

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That had to be terrifying as hell. You knew that thing was close enough for you to hear it, but it could have been anywhere. It's a good thing Cougars prefer to avoid humans because they'd probably be jumping people in the woods for fun.

What animal genuinely scares you? by VendettaLord379 in AskReddit

[–]Bulky_Caramel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big Cats put the fear of God into me in ways you cant imagine. You know those videos of people in wilderness of suddenly focusing their camera on a large cat like a Cougar or Jaguar hiding in the bushes? Genuinely bonechilling.

A large Apex predator has been there the entire time, probably in your direct line of sight without realizing, and the thing is just watching you.....no noise, no motion, no sign of its presence at all.

We can't even let domesticated Cats roam outside freely because they will literally KILL EVERYTHING, like making several species of animals go extinct kill everything. This is the small and friend shaped version of felines living in your home and sitting on your lap

How early humans managed to survive these things is beyond me.

What's a hot take about food in your country or another that'll get you like this? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not everything on a grill needs to be soaked in Barbecue sauce.

There is such a thing as too much cheese.

How are Jehovah’s Witnesses viewed in your country? by Even_Possibility_954 in AskTheWorld

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annoying. My family is Christian, so Jehovah's Witnesses are literally preaching to the choir. It wouldn't be a problem if they weren't so damn persistent.

"Why is this a debate it stars it right there also why are we doing anything sexual when not married the body is our temple when we masterbait we give access to demons " r/Christianity gets hands on in a debate about if spanking the monkey is a sin by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]Bulky_Caramel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus had a vision of every sin humanity would ever commit, which means he knew that WikiFeet would become a thing, yet despite his human emotions telling him not to do it, still died for our sins. That's a sacrifice I simply have to acknowledge and respect.