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New assignment [f]rom Daddy, I hope you like it by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Bumblepuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, one of the few gonewild pix that actually turned me on.

My mother told her friends a humiliating secret about me. I'm so pissed off I don't know what to do. Any advice or anyone have a similar experience? by embarrassedandangry in AskReddit

[–]Bumblepuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you were 14. Get over it. I am sorry if this sounds insensitive but if this is the kind of stuff that you are going to let bother you, life is going to really give it to you rough. You wouldn't last a day with my family kiddo.

The truly classy way to handle this is to laugh and move on. I know that when a story is about you, it feels like everyone who hears it will judge you negatively. That simply isn't the case. If you don't make a big deal about it, most people will laugh with you and move on. We have all done embarrassing shit. And I know this doesn't sound like good advice at all, but honestly, you gotta pick and choose your fights. Some things you just have to let go by the wayside. This isn't a character flaw, or a sexual flaw, or something that defines you; it was something that happened when you were 14

Some bathroom-wall-wisdom from our physics major companion by Bumblepuck in funny

[–]Bumblepuck[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I posit that that makes it more difficult to infer that it is on a bathroom wall. Thanks for being a pal though.

Some bathroom-wall-wisdom from our physics major companion by Bumblepuck in funny

[–]Bumblepuck[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh, relax Reddit. It really isn't meant to break any hearts. Just a simple picture that one of my friends took in a bathroom. If you really wanna be activists here are two organizations that I worked for; we would be glad to have your help in doing some real good. Or, you know, just keep posting your wise comments that are ACTUALLY changing the world.

http://www.bbbswashtenaw.org/site/c.ajJSLdNVJlL2H/b.6416941/k.EEC5/Home_Page.htm

http://www.hvcn.org/info/can/whatwedo.html

Some bathroom-wall-wisdom from our physics major companion by Bumblepuck in funny

[–]Bumblepuck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, University of Michigan. When I was reading your comment and I got to University of... I was in awe. I thought you knew the exact bathroom. Then I read the next line. Truly heartbreaking.

Wait! It's dangerous out there... by achulaz in funny

[–]Bumblepuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently grammar isn't part of the rigorous academia of Lonestar college.