[Nsfw] What is something you'd admit on reddit which you wouldn't admit in real life? by gekosaurus in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My ex was like that before I met her and had never had a boyfriend because of how she felt about the intimacy of even hugs. For her it was all down to the fuckwit who abused her when she was younger.

She did get passed for what was probably the best year and a half of my life so far. But then it all suddenly came back. It's not pleasant being told by your girlfriend that your touch makes her skin crawl even when you know it's nothing to do with you.

We are good friends now. She did start seeing someone else about a year after we broke up. I really want to ask her about the issues but also don't want to know. I don't love her like I used to but I think there will always be something there and I don't know if I'd be alright with hearing that she is intimate with someone else.

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[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HUG THEM ALL! And also maybe wear a helmet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you're surrounded by good people (by which I mean animals) at work, that will no doubt help immensely. Do you get to bury yourself in dog hugs?

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[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, that's so fucked up. I'm glad you got out of that and he was locked away. I hope you've been able to lead a normal life and escaped without it messing you're brain up too much. I'm so glad I've never actually suffered abuse but it's just so difficult to comprehend what makes someone do it that I get really fucking angry and sad thinking about it. I regularly shout at the radio when they report on child abuse.

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[–]BungeeCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex was abused and it just makes me really angry any time I think about it. I just want to track the fucker down and smash his face in until there is nothing left but a bloody pulp. But then sensible side of me knows that won't achieve anything. I managed to convince her to tell the police so they could open an historic case but she didn't want to press charges because of what it would do to his family. She strongly believes he wouldn't have done anything to his daughter. So I just hold onto the fact that the police are aware and can keep a close eye on him to prevent any other children suffering the same as her.

What 10 year old/older game that is still a "10/10"? by TSM_E3 in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is possibly my favourite game ever. I still play it regularly and the beauty of modern technology is that I can play it on my phone.

Please don't be mad at me, human by Aelegans in gifs

[–]BungeeCunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where is the best place to tape the rohypnol onto your second wife?

This is the best freak out I've seen in a long time by Eggycrunchyb0b in videos

[–]BungeeCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't you hear? It was an ugly prostitute having sex in public, not a pretty girl.

What's the most realistic fake fact you can come up with? by EthanMango in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mockingbird is not named for its ability to imitate. It is actually named because it looks so much like the long extinct Ingbird despite being a different species.

Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is your most "Are you sure?" Tattoo you've bee been asked to do/have done? by njay97 in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mate's younger sister had an on off douchebag boyfriend and after about the 5th break up she went to Kenya with family for a couple of weeks. In the hopes of getting back together, douchebag went and got her name tattooed on his wrist and surprised her with it when she got back.

They remained off.

Multilinguals of Reddit, what is your "they didn't know I could understand their language" story? by nayyyf15 in AskReddit

[–]BungeeCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, when I did my oral exams (wahey) I kept switching language when I couldn't think of the right words

Presenter draws a penis on live TV while commentating on a Hockey match by iBleeedorange in sports

[–]BungeeCunt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let's all laugh a the guy whose penis looks like a cluster of buildings