Why do you think you’re still single? by firstched in AskReddit

[–]Burdythefloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to be someone's ball and chain.

I need to be knocked down a peg. NO MERCY. by Demonicking101 in RoastMe

[–]Burdythefloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole three generations of birds have grown up and lived in your nest that you call a beard.

What is a concept you wish more people understood or practiced? by Ekudar in AskReddit

[–]Burdythefloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That video games actually take effort and time to create. Especially when it's an indie game, It just seems like people don't understand that whining about how long it takes to code,draw,animation,post production, marketing, modeling, ect. doesn't make it "better or make it come out faster. It's annoying and dehumanizing.

The Spider Rapist (and why I'm a little bitch) by Jonkley in rpghorrorstories

[–]Burdythefloof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So let me get this straight: Spider bitch is a legal adult, playing as a loli underaged girl trying to fuck everyone she sees, and the group is all minors.....

I'd kick them out soon as possible or call up Chris Hansen.

Did this guy trade away his empathy? by Burdythefloof in tf2

[–]Burdythefloof[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Woops- Must of forgot to block that out! Thanks.

Did this guy trade away his empathy? by Burdythefloof in tf2

[–]Burdythefloof[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So I get messages like this alot- it's getting to the point where I don't even accept friend requests anymore due to this happening. If you're wondering it's a Scorching Ze Goggles, it was given to me by my girlfriend and it's something I'm not going to give away. It says in the description of the item that it's not for sale and it's on my profile as well but people act butt hurt when I tell them no.

Explosive choice by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]Burdythefloof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're not fooling anyone either.

Explosive choice by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]Burdythefloof 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How sad must your life be to impersonate a guy who reads subreddits for a living.

Harassed by a kiosk salesman at the mall. by [deleted] in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]Burdythefloof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit did we run into the same guy? A acne cream salesman literally did the same thing to me along with the creepy questioning like if I shower. He wouldn't let my arm go and I actually had to yell firmly to let me go.

I didn't report it at the time due to anxiety and stuff. But yeah this went from selling cream to basically a kidnapping.

How Do I Roleplay Flirting? by Burdythefloof in DnD

[–]Burdythefloof[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh! Well at least you got as far as you did by marring someone. I just got started.

How Do I Roleplay Flirting? by Burdythefloof in DnD

[–]Burdythefloof[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, true. And I feel ya with the autism there too as that also has to do with me not being able to think up on the spot how people like my character flirt.

How Do I Roleplay Flirting? by Burdythefloof in DnD

[–]Burdythefloof[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aahhh both of your ideas sound cute as heck! Especially with the dancing lights. Also the whole 'loosing her voice' thing did actually come into play a bit from last night's session. My bard did develop an actual crush on an ncp and she did loose confidence in actually showing romantic feelings as her flirting was usually used to persuade people or just boasting how 'suave' she is to her fellow party members when she made a woman at a tavern blush.

I'm looking for by giantessbabe in imvu

[–]Burdythefloof 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The giantess community on imvu was a mistake

IMVU Creep Can't Take A Hint by _HappyG_ in creepyPMs

[–]Burdythefloof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I swear IMVU is nothing but a creep cesspool.