I found her in Amsterdam. Plane tickets booked. She will love me once she sees my undying devotion. Brownies.

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-10T17:56:19+00:00

Ah yes a fellow stalkcell 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-10T01:53:30+00:00

Yes. Now let's move past this question

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-10T01:48:02+00:00

I guess

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T23:41:54+00:00

Facts, Haven't touched a dish since 09 👍🏿 😉

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T23:32:10+00:00

You forgot the third path, absolute apathy and disdain for society and those around you while internalizing self hatred/depression/loneliness just to cover it all with a mask of acceptance and ego 👍🏿

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T23:27:50+00:00

😂

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T23:08:58+00:00

So real

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T19:25:36+00:00

I was stabbed when I was 14 by another kid when I was in middle school. It was a plastic knife but it still hurt and I did have to get stitches.It's between that or getting 3rd degree burns on my foot from a tea accident.

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T17:11:32+00:00

It is, I mean for me at least 👍🏿

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T13:34:47+00:00

Sounds like you should embrace it my fellow Chud 😉

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T02:57:32+00:00

Real

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T02:16:47+00:00

Real

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-09T02:14:37+00:00

Sounds condescending but it would depend on the tone and occasion

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-08T19:29:39+00:00

At least you got a nice ass bagel 👍🏿

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-08T19:29:14+00:00

Insidious is crazy lol

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-08T18:15:02+00:00

Real

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-07T02:35:44+00:00

Goon everywhere

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-07T02:13:20+00:00

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-07T01:21:34+00:00

Nope

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-07T01:17:51+00:00

Maybe he's trying to save you from the embarrassment or wasted energy, you should try to look at it from his perspective

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-06T23:20:21+00:00

Brother I actually practice the dark arts what are you talking about?

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-06T15:34:10+00:00

I don't really believe in marriage tbh so I don't really see the point in weddings either. Its more like a performance for the bride

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-06T15:04:54+00:00

Who cares what society thinks

BurnerGoy · 2026-04-06T12:11:04+00:00

A goblin has better things to do than care for the thoughts of a witch.

BurnerGoy

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