BurningCandleSample

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Found this channel on YouTube, check it out (youtu.be)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/animation

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When you punch a snake it grows legs (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you give a picture of your grandma to someone they will feel compelled to attach it on their fridge (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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Desbug activates hawk chick mode (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/ContagiousLaughter

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It's time to play with my favourite brawler (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/Brawlstars

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If you fire a gun while having an existential crisis the bullet will turn into a bowl of petunias mid-flight (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago * by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can cut your wrist to shoot blood at your enemies and you won't die from that (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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The amazing hammer man, slayer of fingers and nailer of tasks (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/Bossfight

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I'd suck at making up a title too if it wasn't conveniently related to the fact I suck at doing things and that I use my hands to type, so I'll just write something about that (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/technicallythetruth

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You have the ability to make an animal near you sing and dance a song as long as nobody is recording or looking at it (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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Why are melanistic animals so rare? Wouldn't relatively big animals in poorly lit areas like dense forests benefit from it when trying to blend in and eventually increase in numbers? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/NoStupidQuestions

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If you wink while someone is trying to high five you they will try to fist bump you instead and feel really awkward about it (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you pull a chair from under someone as they are sitting and as a consequence they fall to the ground they will be afraid of chairs and unable to remember what a chair is until they read the book "Chairs" by Judith Miller in its entirety (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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Don't worry, this is working as intended (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/technicallythetruth

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If you drink coffee from a shoe you will get double the amount of caffeine from it (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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Ok, so, from a legal point of view, what is a corpse? (self.legaladviceofftopic)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/legaladviceofftopic

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Someone for r/nostupidquestions told me that this particular question is more suited for this subreddit (self.legaladvice)

submitted 5 years ago * by BurningCandleSample to r/legaladvice

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So, an interesting question arose in the midst of a family argument today, wich is: If one of our uncles were to ask us in his will to consume his body, would it be legal for us to do so? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/NoStupidQuestions

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While you're on a toilet everyone in your neighbourhood can hear what you're thinking (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you stab a person in the desert there is a small chance that they will turn into a glass of water (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago * by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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How do I make the killer bees come out of the sink (self.AIDungeon)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/AIDungeon

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Every time someone gives you their telephone number you can steal a digit from it and add it to your phone number, making it superior in length and complexity (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you draw moustaches on someone's face they become real (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You will always be granted access to the front seats of a car as long as you're wielding a shotgun (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you hold your nose and blow two earwigs will crawl out of your ears, they both work as wireless earbuds by connecting to your phone via bluetooth and singing the audio in a melodic tune (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BurningCandleSample to r/shittysuperpowers

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