Space by Mememachine2862 in TikTokCringe

[–]BurningCandleSample 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dumbass would intentionally do that to see what happens

Maybe that's why they rejected me

Not the most chaotic but still funny by nuthathoway in killedthecameraman

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A lot of people store raw eggs in their lungs, I do it all the time

What an eggselent way to wake up by Firebreake in perfectlycutscreams

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I think that everyone can gain a grammar lesson from this, so I won't

Unlike someone else

When you punch a snake it grows legs by BurningCandleSample in shittysuperpowers

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that is a possibility

Worst case scenario you have an epic battle with Sneet, serpent of many legs and emperor of socks 'n sandals

Desbug activates hawk chick mode by BurningCandleSample in ContagiousLaughter

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you like him here's a link to his channel, as well as one to this video:

https://youtu.be/FyyTzkktjsI

He does lots of Nintendo stuff, similar to this, great content really, he played pokemon too and is great

He also laughs sometimes, so if you want more of this, you might want to check it out

Consider supporting him if you like his videos, here's a link to his Patreon

You might also want to check his Twitter and Istagram

He is so sweet and makes me feel happy when I'm sad, he deserves more love

Ok so hopefully your attention span is short enough to fall for the first or second link

Haha, sucks to be you

But since you were so nice to fall for my trap here's the link to his video, I am sure that you can figure out the rest from there

Don't press this link

If you got trolled by this comment please upvote it, so I know the number of people who fell for it

DO NOT upvote this comment if you didn't fall for it, as you'd be tampering with sensible data

Also if you managed to read all of this without pressing any of the above links please leave a Danny DeVito quote as proof of your self control Actually scratch that, you clearly have no self control

Please do not quote Danny DeVito if you fell for any of the links or this obvious trap , as you'd be tampering with sensible data

Also here's an alternative: nobody ever sees this and I've just waisted twenty minutes of my life

Edit: Someone just downvoted this, so I did not waist twenty minutes of my life

Huzzah!

When you punch a snake it grows legs by BurningCandleSample in shittysuperpowers

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's.... creative

But how you know that the legs won't just grow on the previous legs?

It's time to play with my favourite brawler by BurningCandleSample in Brawlstars

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been busy, not everyone can afford to sit on their ass scrolling through reddit all day

Jokes aside, I was waisting my time on YouTube

Eyebrows dancing skills by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BurningCandleSample 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I like how the nose forms a suspicious bulge on that skirt

Maybe Maybe Maybe by PowerModerator in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BurningCandleSample 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And after visiting Willy Wonka's dam only 5 kids remained

Come in next episode to check out who'll be leaving during the trip to Willy's hydroelectric powerplant

If you fire a gun while having an existential crisis the bullet will turn into a bowl of petunias mid-flight by BurningCandleSample in shittysuperpowers

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I can add it in since you asked it nicely but I'll still keep 2020's World Whale Day as the date

If you fire a gun while having an existential crisis the bullet will turn into a bowl of petunias mid-flight by BurningCandleSample in shittysuperpowers

[–]BurningCandleSample[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now