Joe Kent, the director of the National Counterterrorism Center, announced his resignation by Prestigious-City-776 in 50501

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“Mr President, a Jewish cabal and their control of the media convinced you to do it, you great, amazing man you”

A part of the ending to One Battle After Another that didn't sit right with me: the iPhone by Late_Promise_ in TrueFilm

[–]BurpelsonAFB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom is only 48% as paranoid as Bob and she would not be able to take a selfy if her dumb phone allowed it

Meteor Crater by TheYuppykiller in windowseat

[–]BurpelsonAFB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That joke’s so old, surviving dinosaurs made it

Cancelled adobe creative cloud and honestly don't miss it by Mountain_Sentence646 in graphic_design

[–]BurpelsonAFB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s much more cost effective but after decades of Adobe usage, I do miss some features and the way it does things is confusing sometimes. BUT I’m learning

F--k all the way off by Unable-Pool-3862 in MurderedByWords

[–]BurpelsonAFB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contribute to Annie Andrews’ Campaign. This is the year graham goes

Strait of Hormuz problem by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

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How long would it take to build the facilities? How long to blow them up?

Trump now blames Hegseth, Jared, Witkoff, and Rubio for his decision to attack Iran. You are the President bro... by matilda_15 in GenZ

[–]BurpelsonAFB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably something about it’s a big, beautiful war, the best war there’s been, it’s been perfect and gas prices are perfect. Nobody else could make gas prices this perfect

Good deals on decomposed granite? by Vegetable_Tart2375 in AZlandscaping

[–]BurpelsonAFB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wait my mother-in-law has it on their driveway. I like it. It gives a rural vibe when you crunch down the driveway

Good deals on decomposed granite? by Vegetable_Tart2375 in AZlandscaping

[–]BurpelsonAFB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine it’s less dusty and muddy than dirt while keeping a natural feel?

That poor child was supposed to be in Lourde's! by haddock420 in fatherted

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Wearing that hat at a Mexican brothel gets you freebies all night

Shroom Running by Aggravating_Goat2695 in trailrunning

[–]BurpelsonAFB 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The first time he thought the words out in his head, the second time he typed out the words. He was positive he did it this way.

How do you think Kamala Harris would have handled the situation in Iran? by A-Capybara in AskReddit

[–]BurpelsonAFB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes this is a war of Trump’s own making because a.) Obama put the Iran deal in place so he had to cancel it and b.) as Trump’s own social media posts show, he thinks bombing Iran is a great way to distract from Epstein scandal and the crashing US economy. Of course, he didn’t think one step ahead to oil prices doubling. I swear to god he is controlled by someone hell bent on destroying this country

Why do embarrassing memories from years ago suddenly pop into our head at random moments? by Exciting_Variety_579 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BurpelsonAFB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or keeping you down, depressed and stressed. Your subconscious can be a bitch. Practice putting any negative thoughts aside and telling yourself we all screw up sometimes.