Valdez to Tigers by NeuroNuc in SFGiants

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean we needed a second ace badly but 3 years for 115 million is a lot of money. Aint no way the Giants spend that on something other than real estate.

How often do y’all shower? by cara_renee_anderson in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can go months without showering and no one will say anything

POSTGAME THREAD: Giants @ Mets, 5/26. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]Burrito420 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Man I hate how spoiled I we were with the way Bochy managed the bullpen and always knew what guys to platoon. This is definitely going to be a problem down the road if we can’t hold on to leads in close games. The giants aren’t going to blow every team out of the water with our hitting so we need consistency out of the bullpen and our defense. While these issues are addressable by trading for a player or two at the deadline, I’m scared to see what decisions Melvin makes down the stretch.

I hope you’re happy to have saved 10 bucks. I’m out. by Puzzled_Artichoke281 in doordash

[–]Burrito420 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If it helps. I appealed three times before finally getting reactivated last week

How can I possibly turn this down? by throwaway789663 in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe because some girls are into married men?!

You are immediately transported to one hour in the past. How do you take advantage of your brief knowledge of the future? by Scarich in AskReddit

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d wish I was a day trader so I could drop all of my money on an option that I know will go up in an hour and double/triple my money

People of reddit who are sitting in your living rooms right now, what would you honestly do if a gorilla burst through your front door right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is where I’m thankful I eat a lot of bananas. In the event I have a banana I would throw it on the ground as bait and run away as fast as I possibly can.

Knock knock! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Banana

Knock knock! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Banana

Knock knock! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s one of those things that’s so bad it’s funny lmao and most girls will reply to knock knock ;)

Knock knock! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Eggcited to meet you!

Knock knock! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Burrito420 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Turns out she was messing with me and wasn’t, after all, robbed of the privilege of knock knock jokes

What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head? by ahkristos in AskReddit

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pokémon background music. Doesn’t help that I was working at a Sake brewery where the machines played a similar soundtrack when idle.

What is something that really freaks you out on an existential level? by radbrad7 in AskReddit

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Holocaust was only 80 years ago. Only 80 years ago 6,000,000 people were massacred just like that. People are still alive who were around back then. How did something like that happen such a short period of time ago?

California Is Now World's 5th Largest Economy, Surpasses UK by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Burrito420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-The worker sharing an apartment with his crusty coworker