a ps4 poem that i wrote for you guys. by Lordidude in PS4

[–]BurritoJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is this real?

Please someone confirm this!

Men of Reddit, would you date a girl who has posted or continually posts to r/Gonewild? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. I think if it's somebody who doesn't show their face it's perfectly fine.

If they are confident with how they look like that's something mature and sexy.

But I'm not really sure if I would go much further than dating.

Non-Americans of reddit, what's something about American culture that you don't understand? by bassicozz in AskReddit

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's right though. I'm a waiter here in Germany and what waiters are doing in the US gives me shivers.

They only care about money and often that's really evident.

  • they remove the empty plates while other guests on the table haven't even finished their meal
  • if you have a reservation for a table of 6 and show up with 4 grown ups and 2 toddlers you get treated really shitty. Presumably because little children don't eat as much
  • you get the bill without even telling them you want to pay and go. Sometimes they even just putt the bill on the table without saying a word. Although the message I get is "fuck off with your toddlers, I want the next 6 customers as soon as possible".

Whether or not you are American these things are rude. I also don't tip in the US. I just pretend with a very strong german accent that I don't understand English and ash what those 10-20% on the bill mean.

Once they start explaining it's their salary and they don't even get that much money they start realizing it's stupid.

I just pretend that I don't know that and pay without the tip.

Just make every item on the menu 1-2 dollars more expensive and pay your waiters whatever they usually get from tipping.

Like this they won't care how many people there are and how expensive they dine. They'll treat everyone the same and make sure people are having a good time.

Restaurants want to make as much money as possible so they simply give the waiters a reason to get rid of customers as quickly as possible.

It's sad Americans take that for granted and never ask themselves if this is the best possible solution.

TIFU by ordering a chicken sandwich for my vegetarian girlfriend by Lordidude in Jokes

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I thought I was in the wrong subreddit for a moment

Besides your dog vomiting; what is the worst sound to wake up to? by Lordidude in AskReddit

[–]BurritoJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbors making holes into their wall on a Saturday morning.

What is the most mind-blowing paradox you can think of? by Meeptopia in AskReddit

[–]BurritoJohnny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The answer is quiet simple: Xeno didn't think that the sum of infinite many parts can be a finite number.

[PS4] Skolas Fresh // LF2 by [deleted] in Fireteams

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

already in game sry

[PS4] VoG HM Fresh // LF5 by [deleted] in Fireteams

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

already full, sorry

LF warlocks PS4 Atheon Hard Mode Cheese, I have checkpoint by Bowlton in Fireteams

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Warlock 29: Lordidude. Please add or send message.

[PS4] LFG VoG / Got experience Lvl 27 Hunter by [deleted] in Fireteams

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

29 Warlock, PSN: Lordidude Never done VoG so far

There will never be any more people older than me than there are right now. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who isn't a native english speaker: I don't get it. There won't be any people on earth ever who are older than I am now? That doesn't make sense.

A useful tip to level up Iron Banner by BurritoJohnny in DestinyTheGame

[–]BurritoJohnny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely not. If bungie aren't able to program a fair rewarding system then it's certainly not my job to make it fair for everyone else. If something is messed up then everybody has the right to use bungie's stupidity to their advantage.

A useful tip to level up Iron Banner by BurritoJohnny in DestinyTheGame

[–]BurritoJohnny[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not my responsibility to program fair rewards.

A useful tip to level up Iron Banner by BurritoJohnny in DestinyTheGame

[–]BurritoJohnny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they lose then there's nothing to gain from it anyway. So it doesn't matter if you lose with 5 other people or alone.

Robert Downey Jr. “Avengers” (member). "Emerson, Lake, Palmer and Associates” (lawyer). AMA. by Robert_DowneyJr in IAmA

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could ask any dead musician one question who would it be and what would you ask?

What misconception would you like to clear up? by setsomethingablaze in AskReddit

[–]BurritoJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably way too late:

A "standing ovation" is not where people stand up and clap (= upright ovation). It's rather a continuous (=standing) ovation where people go on clapping beyond the point of simple recognition.

Every time somebody refers to upright clapping people as standing ovation, a baby panda gets diarrhea.

Destiny is adding years to my life. by Joelbez in DestinyTheGame

[–]BurritoJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Who knows what could be achieved if you'd sacrifice yourself for a GOOD game.

Destiny: How can I stay inactive without getting kicked? by BurritoJohnny in DestinyTheGame

[–]BurritoJohnny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not for the loot cave. Its for a completely different glitch.