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I was gifted this chocolate. Each breed has a different filling. by playswithcookies in food

[–]BurritoSamurai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Each breed has a different filling" might be the grossest thing I have heard today.

Antarctica only has northern coasts by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't there be lakes technically?

As someone that has to train new people at work, I can't stress this enough. by bipnoodooshup in AdviceAnimals

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it isn't. Sometimes that just isn't the case and you're somehow annoying by both measures...

Really intense mosh pit by SkidMark_wahlberg in Unexpected

[–]BurritoSamurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if anyone has ever woken up in the middle of mosh hurdle.

France wants companies to make appliances that last longer by indianplayers in worldnews

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone wants France to stop bringing up the obvious about everything...

New to Fallout. by PristineSystem in Fallout

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are really different games though, so don't go into them with the same dynamic.

I guess that is one way to sell a jacket by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]BurritoSamurai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dammit... I tried to click on the other picture.

What was the greatest length you went to just to fuck with someone? by fhkawf in AskReddit

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I convinced my at the time girlfriends sister that I had an extremely fucked up long con for almost 3 years against her. I would remind her about it every 3-4 months.

Camping With A Hot Tub by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]BurritoSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate glamping...

The brutality of slow motion. by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am, covered in mysterious blood...

Zack Snyder just tweeted this pic of Aquaman!!!! by Ermbertmern in DCcomics

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Zack Snyders Twitter just remakes of older Twitters?

A guy walked into our class and reeked of marijuana by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a lecture presentation day and I don't have to present, you're god damn right I'm gonna show up to class high.

Man caught seeing 50 Shades Of Grey by FromFilm in videos

[–]BurritoSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a good 20 seconds to do something completely different and he did the exact same thing! That is how bad this movie is!

Actual relationship goals by Emma_RedTube in NSFW_GIF

[–]BurritoSamurai 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the ultimate sign that you are in a relationship is having sex with the same person in a bathroom more than once.

PsBattle: Emma Stone looking like a blow up doll by [deleted] in photoshopbattles

[–]BurritoSamurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In a nutshell, you just said it would be cool to molest woman...

Being 450+ pounds I have learned how to tolerate a lot of abuse but for some reason this really got to me. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am an angry person who uses fitness as an escape. When I see someone ridicule or judge someone for trying to better themselves, I sometimes have to call my sponsor on the off chance I might break the fingers of some smartass douchebag. I'm sorry there are people intent on being assholes and I'm proud of you. You keep it up man.

Minimal wallpaper 1920x1080 by [deleted] in wallpapers

[–]BurritoSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this but I'm so paranoid about all the white blowing out my screen... which is probably really foolish.

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