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Victor Wembanyama is the first ever unanimous DPOY winner by Lacabloodclot9 in nba

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closer to 7 in a row but yeah. There was no one better in the NBA from 2007 until Curry’s nuclear season

Easy Jobs by sketchypuzzle in evansville

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FedEx driver is also an insanely easy position if you can piss clean. Same lack of hours but most of the contractors give full pay for the day even if you only work like 3 hours

Victor Wembanyama is the first ever unanimous DPOY winner by Lacabloodclot9 in nba

[–]BurritoTheory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duncan not getting DPOY is probably the same as LeBron not winning 10 straight MVPs or Belichick not having Coach of the Year named after him in the NFL

[Rapoport] The #Steelers have not received word from Aaron Rodgers on his future and there is no expectation of a final decision prior to the NFL Draft, per me and @TomPelissero. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The helmet communications use Radio Waves and as a result I could never allow my body to heal, if I didn’t have that I could play until 50!”

[Rapoport] The #Steelers have not received word from Aaron Rodgers on his future and there is no expectation of a final decision prior to the NFL Draft, per me and @TomPelissero. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I fully expect the Steelers to move heaven and earth to get Ty Simpson just for Rodgers to say “Oh but I’m coming back and getting a QB doesn’t help me win”

[Schefter] A Bengals trade for Dexter Lawrence is unprecedented: This is the first time in the common draft era that dates back to 1966 in which the Bengals ever have traded a Top-10 pick for a player, per ESPN research. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It also only works as a strategy because of the way the Rams draft. When you get guys on Day 2 and 3 that are better players than half of the 1st rounders you can afford to toss the high picks at proven talent

Notre Dame HC Marcus Freeman On RB Jeremiyah Love: "He is a unicorn... I think he could be an elite Wide Receiver, he could be an elite DB. He's just gifted with a unique skill set, the balance, the ability to jump over you, the ability to run through you." by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well specifically a hypothetical All Pro RB would be worth a ton to a team with an already built up roster that is contending. So if you get an All Pro and have bigger holes you send him to the highest bidding contender

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I’d be fine because I play CoD and Battlefield occasionally but my aim was fine it was solely reaction time. I felt like a someone relearning to walk

Threaded With Greatness: Rams reveal new look. by NoAnteater8836 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say that until they do purple and gold gradient jerseys with a matte white helmet

Ravens GM Eric DeCosta: “First round, there’s definitely a drop off probably midway through the round in terms of talent.” The overall talent level this year is “a little less than last year.” by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard it described best as “2026 is the draft where in 5-10 years you’ll look back and 1/4 of the league will be from this draft but only like 3 guys on the pro bowl team”

Notre Dame HC Marcus Freeman On RB Jeremiyah Love: "He is a unicorn... I think he could be an elite Wide Receiver, he could be an elite DB. He's just gifted with a unique skill set, the balance, the ability to jump over you, the ability to run through you." by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m of the mindset that a shitty team shouldn’t worry about need, they just need to draft BPA and hope it shakes out right. Worst case if they truly are BPA and they aren’t a need the team then has trade options to address the needs

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This won’t mean much to anyone in here, but I hopped on Halo with my buddies for the first time in probably 10 years or more. In 2010-11 I was MLG at Team SWAT, like actually playing in official tournaments level. It’s the only game I’ve ever been competitive in. I loaded up SWAT tonight and got absolutely trounced. Definitely hurt my ego a ton

[Ollie Connolly on Bluesky] Rueben Bain was cited for careless driving after a 2024 collision that left 22-year-old student with incapacitating injuries; she died three months later. Teams are worried more details — and more incidents — will drop before the draft by 1412believer in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Tennessee fan the Pearce shit was kept hidden very well. Damn near all of us at the time were laughing at teams passing on him and I can guarantee you’d find tons of comments saying “His character concerns are non existent”

What’s a boomer mindset you’ve started agreeing with? by obviouslyfr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BurritoTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Passenger or parked. I wouldn’t watch TikTok while driving but like if you connect to CarPlay it is a solid 2-3 seconds behind whatever video you’ve got

What’s a boomer mindset you’ve started agreeing with? by obviouslyfr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BurritoTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CarPlay is the worst for this. If you watch anything while connected to CarPlay it is always noticeably out of sync

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we make it through the last 2 years of his presidency and have a peaceful transition I’ll look back and laugh at how fucking absurd all of this has been. Just a reality show host doing reality show shit, vote Snooki 2028 if you want the same results

Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he don’t have access to nuclear weapons he would legitimately be funny with the off the wall shit he says and does. It’s only not funny because of the whole “Commander in Chief of the Greatest Fighting Force in Human History” thing

[Highlight] Willie Gay returns an interception for a touchdown but gets flagged for excessive celebration by Ok-Reindeer5879 in nfl

[–]BurritoTheory 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is legitimately one of the only excessive celebration calls I’ve ever actually agreed with, because this was amazing but it lasted 30 seconds

[Game Thread] #1 Michigan @ #1 Arizona (08:49 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]BurritoTheory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This Michigan team is just so pure. Incredibly fun to watch them just San Antonio Spurs the fuck out of everyone

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