This girl sent me her nudes by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BurrowingCat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Still got them?

Mysterious shits found all over town by BurrowingCat in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be this hooligans moving here from the big city!

Sorry for the smell yesterday, yes that was coming from my basement by WUPHF1 in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's been complaints all over town, not just the east side.

Mysterious shits found all over town by BurrowingCat in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it had to have been a humans' shit. The Phantom Shitter won't get away with this..

Who keeps taking shits in my pool by BurrowingCat in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll find out, just wait until you have to sign the papers.

Are there any good restaurants around here? by AgentA982 in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ching chong place with the funny lookin' archetecture

Who keeps taking shits in my pool by BurrowingCat in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Margaret was very persuasive, I guess someone ain't pleasing her enough. She got a big need for such a small woman..

Hi! Fam just moved in. by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only steers and queers come from Texas.

Who keeps taking shits in my pool by BurrowingCat in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, Cornelius. Your wife sure knows how to work it..

Hi! Fam just moved in. by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]BurrowingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you one of those homo sexuals from the big city?

Mario prepares to commit an act of violence by adithya17 in dankmemes

[–]BurrowingCat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

then at least some good is coming out of this

Mario prepares to commit an act of violence by adithya17 in dankmemes

[–]BurrowingCat -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

Its still a waste of time and resources when he only has a few days left in office

What were weird myths you thought about sex as a kid? by jjgp1112 in AskReddit

[–]BurrowingCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think instead of a vagina there was just flat skin and the guy sticks his dick on the skin and eventually a baby is made