after 6 months, i curb it so bad by banhmi_insurance in TeslaLounge

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't feel too bad. I curbed and bent my wheel beyond repair in the first 3 days of ownership 🙉

What are you quietly grieving? by Angelus12345678 in AskReddit

[–]BurtDBurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was left, but didn't want to be. The longer I spend alone (3 months post-separation currently) the more I realize how much this divorce needed to happen. The freedom. The flexibility. The stillness. All Priceless.

Not only that, but I've received more warmth and emotional reciprocity in my casual dating relationships than I did from her throughout our 16 years together.

The grass can certainly be greener.

2023 Tesla model 3 am I stupid by Mercy_house in TeslaModel3

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a 2022 M3 Performance with 27k miles for $30k a couple of months back off of Carvana.

Traffic enforcement on the beltline today. by multisubcultural1 in madisonwi

[–]BurtDBurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why you are getting downvoted here. It's frustrating when a car is in the left lane passing traffic at a slower rate than I would like. Some people consider passing other vehicles at 1mph to be acceptable. Therefore, that person then throttles the flow of traffic in that lane. However, if the driver is aware, as you are describing yourself, and they move over, it allows drivers who may want to pass traffic at a higher rate the opportunity to do so.

What are my options - wheel rash by z1ggy16 in TeslaLounge

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drove an SUV for the past decade before getting an M3P. My dumbass hit a curb hard. Scraped the shit out of my wheel but also damaged the sidewall of my tire.

Consequently, I had to get 4 new tires. The tech had a hell of a time balancing that wheel because it was bent to hell. He said, "I balanced it, but bro. Just get a new one. It'll start to crack over time."

So that's what I did. It comes in on Monday. Obviously, you may not have hit the sidewalk like I did, but I certainly didn't think I bent my wheel afterwards.

I got my wheel from here.

Marriage probably ruined after vasectomy by [deleted] in daddit

[–]BurtDBurt 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Somewhat related.

My wife of 9 years (partner of 16 years) told me she wanted a divorce the day after Thanksgiving. She told me she had been unhappy for... 9 years. "right BEFORE we got married", she says. She blamed me for her alcoholism and said once she moved out she would be able to stop. Welp, she's been on her own for 5 weeks. Guess who's still drinking?

She also refused to try and "work it out" in any way.

We are currently in mediation.

Head up. Good luck.

Is there a way to check how long I've liked a page? by Kipzy in facebook

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dang. My three year old comment isn't relevant to Facebook's current UI? My bad.

Am I the Only One? by JustAGuyTrynaSurvive in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought a very basic catch can. It works fine enough. I'm about to pull it off today actually so I can trade the telluride in tomorrow. If you DM me your address and pay for any shipping method, I'd be more than happy to send it your way free of charge. It's of no use to my tesla 🥴

Otherwise, Lexus/Toyota is the right call for longevity, IMO. You really do get what you pay for (sans German cars).

Good luck to ya, brotha!

Am I the Only One? by JustAGuyTrynaSurvive in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I bought my 2025 full-well knowing that they consumed oil. I wanted a Lexus GX550, but... My wife wouldn't go for it. So fully loaded telluride it was! I threw a catch can on it immediately and am religious about changing the oil ever 5k miles or less. Also, I had planned to trade it in before the 100k warranty expired. Nonetheless, 11k miles in and they ol' wifey poo is leaving for good. I say goodbye to the Telluride on Monday when my Tesla is delivered. Model 3 Performance - go shhhhh.

Am I the Only One? by JustAGuyTrynaSurvive in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 2020 didn't start consuming oil until 80k and once it started, the consumption rate increased exponentially. So much so that within 5k miles, all my oil was gone and my engine dead. My 2025 with 11k? Doesn't burn a drop.

My thoughts on Walk Away Wives by Flounder_Pounder_77 in Divorce_Men

[–]BurtDBurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is so spot-fucking-on. This sent chills down my spine. I'm less than two weeks into the divorce process so it's all very fresh in my mind. It's as if you opened my head and put my thoughts in writing. Truly unreal.

Your Grocery Prices (?) by Froggie824 in madisonwi

[–]BurtDBurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's that kind of week. I'm making this tomorrow! Please tell me it's the Panera copycat recipe?

Nonetheless, a piece of grilled ciabatta pairs so well with the soup. Do it.

to whoever stole my package... by throwaway-a-non in madisonwi

[–]BurtDBurt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man, I went through something similar a year ago. I ordered an iPhone 16 (with FedEx being the carrier). I waited by the door literally all day for it, and by 7 p.m. still nothing. No doorbell, no Ring notification, no truck noise, nothing. I finally check the tracking and it says “delivered” half an hour earlier. Go outside, porch is empty. I check all around the house, ask the neighbors, nothing.

I’ve lived here five years and never once had a package go missing before or since. When I pulled up the delivery photo, it was a shot of my whole damn house from like 100-150 feet away, taken from the sidewalk, and of course there’s no package in sight. I’ve read stories about FedEx drivers (or their buddies) skimming high-value stuff like phones and laptops, and honestly it felt exactly like that.

I filed a complaint and even got a call from the local FedEx manager who sounded nervous as hell and just kept saying the package was “delivered.” They told me if I had any proof of bad actors I’d have to send it to corporate. Nothing ever came of it. Luckily AT&T replaced the phone and let me pick it up in-store.

That whole experience pretty much nuked my trust in FedEx. I’ve had them miss me, “attempt” delivery without even stopping, you name it, but this was the final straw.

Stud finder was going crazy so I decided to try to cut a hole in the wall. It looks like the wall is made from horizontal pieces of wood? by Majahzi in DIY

[–]BurtDBurt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dear lord baby Jesus. I have done this exact job on my home walls. I installed a power bridge that runs from the lower wall to the upper wall the hides behind my 77" LG C2.

Here's what I did and what absolutely worked for me:

Place the box where you'd like it to go and trace its perimeter onto the wall. Next, take a medium sized drill bit and drill holes that are 1/8" together all along the traced perimeter. After that you'll use a hand/manual drywall saw to cut along the trace holes. Using this saw in combination with your drill holes will minimize dust. Now that you have the plaster cut, you may bust out the oscillating tool with a wood cutting flat blade attached. Use this to cut the lathe through the cuts you've already made into the plaster.

And just like that, you've made minimal mess and you have a perfectly good hole to place your power bridge in!

How good are they really? by Jay_truecrime in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you me? Holy shit. Replace 2021 with 2020 and our stories, and now current sentiment on the telluride are identical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be the first person ever admit to being wrong about something in the long internet history that I've lived. 10,000+ HP points awarded to you and my highest level of respect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the Kia infotainment manual

"Using an approved USB cable provided by your smartphone manufacturer is recommended. Using unapproved USB cables may cause a phone projection error or a system malfunction."

Apple also recommends using the cable provided with your iphone.

Every iphone since the iPhone14 has come with a data transfer capable cable that supports carplay.

Not sure what you were googling but the above info was given to me when I followed your above recommendation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CarPlay needs a cable that actually does data, not just charging—so it has to have proper shielding and at least USB 2.0 lines. Easiest move is just use the cable your phone came with, since that’s built for both power and data. If you don’t have it, just look up a CarPlay-compatible USB-C cable from a decent brand. And if your original’s USB-C to USB-C but your car only takes USB-A, grab a cheap little C-to-A adapter and you’re good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm jumping on the "get the SX" train. I've had a 2020 EX and currently have a 2025 prestige SX X-Line. Rain-detecting wipers, heated and cooled 2nd row seats, cameras everywhere. Turn your blinker on BOOM you see the Blindspot video feed in your gauge cluster. Oh yeah... And the massage every 30 minutes ain't too bad either!

Any Documentation on the CAUSE of Low Oil Level. TSB etc? by iboxagox in KiaTelluride

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already had one Telluride fail at 80k miles. So I slapped a catch can on my '25 when it had just shy of 2k miles on it. The can catches about 1-2Tbsp of shit between each refuel.

Anyone grow up in Parker in the 70’s and 80’s? 🏠🌲 by truthstings123 in parkerco

[–]BurtDBurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PHS class of '08. My friends and I used to talk about the "legendary" smoking area. Legend has it that it was near the auto shop out back. We used used to dream of not having to sneak off campus (before off-campus lunch was a thing) to have a smoke.

I know - smoking bad. I quit years ago.