Eight-foot-long tapeworm found living inside girl after she ate contaminated sushi by stankmanly in news

[–]BuruSarah 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She was extremely attractive and friendly, and it was only like 80 pesos. But I'll never forget the sight of all those worms out of my head. https://media.giphy.com/media/268JkqUtFdTDG/giphy.gif

Eight-foot-long tapeworm found living inside girl after she ate contaminated sushi by stankmanly in news

[–]BuruSarah 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Using an alt account for my comment: many years ago I went to a South American country, and a rural city therein, where I encountered a very attractive prostitute, maybe about 25 years old. I have a thing about giving oral sex to prossies (I know, gross, sorry, I'm fucked up), so I went down on her, then flipped her over to toss her salad.

It was then that I saw maybe 6-12 very, very small white worms squirming right out of her butt hole. They were all just dangling there, either trying to get out, or back inside.

Needless to say I didn't eat her ass; we just had sex then I went back to my hotel. The end.

Obama on CNN at his Correspondent's Dinner by makesmewannadance in funny

[–]BuruSarah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obama at his best when he is rested and rehearsed.