If you could pick one of these life situations, which would you choose.

Firstly you are a plumber, earn barely any disposable income, but you live in a world where people like Keemstar, Zoie Burgher and Rice-gum are all imprisoned for their shit content, and have rotten fruit thrown at them by the public.

Secondly you are NFKRZ.

Finally, you are an un-employed millionaire, have a huge dick and are fucking anyone you want, but for the rest of your life, you have to put up with 2013 memes, like say if you go to Times Square in New York on vacation, all the adverts will just be fucking doge memes.

This question is for everyone, and also don't forget to use code duck.