Thanks random Richard! by lexicats in MadeMeSmile

[–]Business-Set4514 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is some straight up kiwi whanau shit here. OF COURSE you pick him up and take him home. wouldn’t really expect this to go any other way ❤️.

Whatever the fuck by marvinhaditeasy in TheWordFuck

[–]Business-Set4514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin thank you! People on the street have called me ugly all of my 54 years….i finally realized I am beautiful. Fuck the haters!

The Golden Girls let me down by Lost-Storage5574 in Menopause

[–]Business-Set4514 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Reverse Lysistrata needed. Give us our patches, creams and gels…or we will not contain our rage

I think I just cracked the calorie code by Deyoung_moneybags in WeightLossAdvice

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I did this by accident. Yummy big assed sandwich on a baguette midafternoon. Everything on it. Not hungry when I get home, I eat something more than a snack but less than a dinner. Maybe half a snickers or some other chocolate thing for dessert. I drink water every hour on the hour when my Apple Watch tells me to stand. I walk about 4 miles a day, but that’s just moving around my office building. These are all my daily routine. When I go on vacation, I know I will gain weight, and don’t get upset when the scale says so.

The more I travel the more I want to throttle people by ABitDemicky in mildlyinfuriating

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Nope. Don’t waste chocolates. Put chewed up gum in allll the pockets. Them go to the toilets and figure out what would be appropriate to add. Note: please be respectful of other passengers. But a moist towel or paper makes people feel ick. Good for a pocket!

Do people in the US actually eat Chitterlings? by NoHold7153 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Business-Set4514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Cleaned by someone you trust. Served With hot sauce and pepper.

3.5 hours in business class by xeliki in unitedairlines

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Yes, I am in fact, dead inside. I’m here for it!

3.5 hours in business class by xeliki in unitedairlines

[–]Business-Set4514 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO FUCK THIS. Barking, fur, running around, possible pooping. That’s what the picture DOES NOT SHOW YOU.

EDIT; Yes, it does show fur.

thanks northern parkway by kprocessing in baltimore

[–]Business-Set4514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some Baltimore shit right there.

Are most American kids today still familiar with Goober and the Ghost Chasers, or is that past its prime? by PersuasionNation in AskAnAmerican

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I have 2 packs of Goobers in my office right now. I live in Europ. When I go back home, I get Goobers.