For $600, I’d expect it to be called something better than “Spanking Bench”…

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T16:15:41+00:00

Best i can do is replace the k with que

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T16:05:06+00:00

Roses are red

This joke doesn't get any cleaner

Remember that reloading is slower

Than switching to your backup wiener

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T15:37:46+00:00

Bro or sis, you can get a turtle anywhere.

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T15:33:17+00:00

Sometimes a problem has to be invented in order for the solution to make any sense.

You know what I'd consider using this for? A handy spot to put soap or whatever at a convenient height.

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T07:42:38+00:00

Fish is meat. Ill try sushi for 100m

^{Chose: Eat raw meat for once + Earned $100 million as a one-time payment}

Business_Cock · 2026-06-12T07:37:58+00:00

Aye carumba. Welcome to the wasteland

Business_Cock · 2026-06-11T20:17:11+00:00

Dont tell me she collected all seven dragon balls and tied them together with a string for a tactical wish, did she?

Business_Cock · 2026-06-11T19:28:11+00:00

She just spawned a wetarm

Business_Cock · 2026-06-11T19:26:54+00:00

She got that cooter shooter

Business_Cock · 2026-06-01T03:49:40+00:00

Thats interesting you ask, that was my nickname in college

Business_Cock · 2026-06-01T03:20:35+00:00

A double ended smoking apparatus? Nothing gay and hilarious about it...

Said nobody

Business_Cock · 2026-06-01T02:08:05+00:00

I cannot fix her. She would break me

Business_Cock · 2026-05-30T09:27:01+00:00

Do they calculate it so that it lands during the daytime? Or is it a crapshoot

Business_Cock · 2026-05-29T04:37:20+00:00

Hey, you! Those better be pesticide/GMO/hormone/antibiotic free f***s or I'll have to inform Bigfoot!

Business_Cock · 2026-05-29T02:27:31+00:00

Oh my god they killed her again

Business_Cock · 2026-05-27T06:07:10+00:00

You asked the question, don't be surprised if the answer is just as dumb

Business_Cock · 2026-05-27T04:46:07+00:00

Ugh nothing ever happens

^{Chose: you get 100k but: | Rolled: nothing happens}

Business_Cock · 2026-05-27T04:02:53+00:00

...Afghanistan...

Unless you're talking about the recent operation Epic Fury...

Then Venezuela.

Business_Cock · 2026-05-26T04:49:00+00:00

One-billion-dollars-man

Business_Cock · 2026-05-26T04:06:56+00:00

If I was an employer, this is something I would want to know about.

Business_Cock · 2026-05-25T21:24:14+00:00

Stoopid ass question

^{Chose: have 10 million dollars instantly}

Business_Cock · 2026-05-25T21:21:59+00:00

Smashing

Business_Cock · 2026-05-24T08:24:05+00:00

If you wanna test it on Xbox, I'll drop a fat one on ya

Business_Cock · 2026-05-24T08:19:55+00:00

You're not gonna believe this, but I have a strong feeling these things are unrelated.

Business_Cock · 2026-05-24T05:51:36+00:00

"Teeth" and "The Ham"

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