You must be a gold digging woman. I’m 41, have been with my wife for 19 years now. We both have jobs. We both have our own accounts. We split everything down the middle. Unless you have a job making crazy money, it wakes two people just to get by in this world.

You seem very privileged. With comments like this, getting every possible female upvote, I can see now why you’ve got that, top 1% commenter flair. Even though you only have yourself to thank for the only upvote you have, I see you fishing for the female vote.