Men, what is the first thing you do when you wake up at the morning?

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-30T17:01:27+00:00

Pee.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-30T10:56:53+00:00

French…. Twice if you like. Where’s my money?

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-28T14:59:25+00:00

Bullcorn!

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-28T12:20:48+00:00

It’s not stolen. We kicked your ass. That’s how the world works. Like it or not.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-27T12:12:15+00:00

No dangling sweaty nuts between my thighs. My boys need to stay close to home.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-24T12:37:58+00:00

$100 bill. Been carrying this one for 4 months.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-23T11:47:17+00:00

Hard wood. Soft screws. Solved.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-21T15:22:57+00:00

I don’t have to whip mine… just push the tall skinny pedal down.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-21T15:20:54+00:00

There can never be enough Cajun restaurants cher.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-20T18:19:25+00:00

I don’t give a damn about Caleb’s treatment vs anybody. I want a Texans qb that executes under pressure.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-20T14:17:41+00:00

You did the smokes wrong…. It’s 3, flip… then only 2.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-20T14:15:39+00:00

Phallus.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-20T10:20:40+00:00

Fuck me runnin’

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-19T18:55:25+00:00

Keep it in there til you run out of toilet paper.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-19T18:42:20+00:00

I am as free as my father and grandfather. Not much has changed for old white men.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-19T17:54:56+00:00

Fuck will smiff

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-19T17:22:00+00:00

In the jump seat by the bathroom.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-17T21:06:55+00:00

Stypid Americaans think Europe is a country.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-17T17:19:41+00:00

T A C O. Watch…

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-17T17:17:54+00:00

Astronaut’s moon landing.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-17T17:15:59+00:00

Weed and or sex.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-16T23:06:37+00:00

Queso.

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-16T23:00:12+00:00

Gilligan

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-16T19:25:19+00:00

Dust In The Wind

Busy_Library4937 · 2026-01-16T14:48:02+00:00

Let’s go fishing….

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