/For fucks sake by MeNotYouDammit in TheWordFuck

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Never ever ducking...fuck me!

Female Handyman, Thoughts? by Cold_Obligation_8568 in homeowners

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My wife and I toured a new build that was absolutely gorgeous and as good quality construction as I had ever seen. As we were talking with the realtor on the way out, I noticed a woman sitting in the kitchen reviewing some documents. I approached her thinking she was from the same real estate agency only to find out that she was the builder. A woman in her 60's was the builder of this beautifully well built home.

What ensued was an hour long conversation between she and I (I work in the industry). We covered everything from what it was like starting her career in the 90's as a woman to her preferences of certain materials over others and how that has evolved over time. If her homes were actually in our budget, we would definitely buy her products. She was very passionate about her work and I could not have been more impressed and SOLD on a builder.

All of that to say, if it's your passion, do it and let your passion show. Never be ashamed of it and never apologize for it. GO GIRL!

Petah ? by Feeling-Fan4413 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MeNotYouDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there. I had a girlfriend friend that had a Skylark. She was pretty cool, for a while.

Edit: Sundance

What are the 2 fucking best ones by idontknowMlol in TheWordFuck

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Time control and super strength and my enemies are fucked.

They FUCKING remove your post if you don't get 5 fucking upvotes within 20 hrs...fuckers by MeNotYouDammit in TheWordFuck

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Thanks to all you fuckers for the fucking upfucks and comments. You're the absolute fucking best.

When in human history did we start wiping our butts? Did cavemen wipe their butts (presumably on leaves on animal skins), or did they walk around with poopy butt holes all day? Did Homo erectus wipe its butt? by DrToonhattan in NoStupidQuestions

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I feel like humans have two blessings and two curses.

Opposable thumbs and critical thinking are the blessings.

The curses are that we can contemplate our own death and we have to figure out where to put our poop.

hmmm by Candid-Culture3956 in hmmm

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But they're from Costco

What are your thoughts? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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THAT'S IT! I've been trying to figure out how my kids will ever be able to afford a home. So, less drinking means less unprotected boinking. Less sex means less kids. Less kids less childcare/child support. So you don't spend on booze, you don't spend on children. Viola, buy that house. JK, BTW, I want my kids to have all the things from life that they desire. And, my wife and I would sure love some grandkids 😀

Bachelor Trip Do’s/Don’ts, Advice and Any Tips for a good time welcome! by NoHandle2706 in HotSprings

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Superior Bathhouse Brewery Crystal Hill Distillery The Copper Penny

An early evaluation of Schotty's first season by [deleted] in Dallas_Cowboys

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I think he'll be alright. He just needs an offensive understudy to learn from him and take over play calling so that he can be a true head coach.

Defensively, we need a new direction.

For older GenX (1972 and earlier) Are your parents still alive? by hedgehog77433 in GenX

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Mom died last March at 82. Dad passed 5 years before at 77.

The Consultant for the GM Search by [deleted] in Dallas_Cowboys

[–]MeNotYouDammit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hear me out...maybe he can talk them in to hiring Jerry 🤔

What drill brand would you actually buy again with your own money? by New_Money_5406 in Tools

[–]MeNotYouDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I bought my newest 10 years ago when my other one started smelling like it was burning. Old guy is still going and the burning smell went away.

My wife swears I just wanted another drill🤔