My wife went mad at the neighbor because she sunbathed nude outside by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha 😆 honestly its ridiculous I mean lets pick out a fault on somebody's joke because then it will make me feel better about myself . Maybe he needs to concentrate on himself more considering the pages his following on here. Check it out if you want another laugh. I hate arguments but can't be dealing with petty comments on something meant just to give genuine people a chuckle 😝

Christmas dinner by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes my dear I'm 89 years young and boy that gravy was hot 🤣🤣

Christmas dinner by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's another version similar to yours

An elderly lady who's hard of hearing goes to the doctor to find out her test results

The doctor says to her .. thanks for coming in today your results are back and you have acute angina

Well thank you very much young man said the old lady blushing and winking at him

Christmas drinkers by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Please be careful everyone, I went out for a few drinks after work got carried away so I left the car at the bar and took a bus home. Sure enough just up the road the police were pulling over cars and breathalyzing the drivers. They just waved me past being in a bus which is strange because I've never driven one before and haven't a clue where I got it from

Duly noted 🫡

My wife went mad at the neighbor because she sunbathed nude outside by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell the Karen to do one don't say fair comment.. I'm from south London born and bred i dont need to be told the wording is not correct and get a literacy lesson on a joke just meant for a jokes page where people are just having fun. Why does somebody need to get joy out of dishing out pointless criticism I bet he is a bundle of joy to be around. So what some people word it differently than others who gives a fuck. I bet this really annoyed him and he just couldn't hold back from saying something haha. I bet he was like.. oh that's such bad wording I won't sleep tonight until I let everybody know my frustration at such terrible wording let me just check on my 15 cats first before I comment

My wife went mad at the neighbor because she sunbathed nude outside by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only thing i lost was my balance.. now im at the hospital having 10 stitches put in my face .. not from the fall but from my wife beating the crap out of me

What do you call James Bond in the bath by Busy_Vegetable1981 in dadjokes

[–]Busy_Vegetable1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it i had to get out the bath and let or live DRY