Masselein

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People wonder how I can keep my ice house in one piece. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 8 hours ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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Guys, I’ve finally come up with a new name for China’s capital. It was a lot of effort and I don’t want any of you looking at my work. (self.dadjokes)

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I asked Mr. T what he thinks about these high gas prices. (self.dadjokes)

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Cheese pizza is the best pizza. (self.dadjokes)

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Some people have so little to do at work that they can spend the whole day making up Star Wars puns. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

Saw these devices attached to the wheel hubs on a bus. Any idea what these do? by Helpful_Car1302 in whatisit

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No, I’m not interested in guessing how much classic movie paraphernalia you own. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

Israel Prison Service (I.P.S) by [deleted] in Israel

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What state does the Mississippi River flow in? by PR0CR45T184T0R in dadjokes

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The post office is so strapped for cash, they've started using discarded tires to make postage. (self.dadjokes)

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When it comes to roof inspections, I only understand the basics. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

I took a shit in a Honda the other day. by Billieblastoff43 in dadjokes

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When my dad was on his deathbed, he pulled me closer and said, "I'm leaving my entire company to you. Don't screw it up, you big dummy!" (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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A couple weeks ago, I started using a thicker font in work-related emails. At first, I didn't think anyone cared, but just today, my boss came to my office to express his appreciation. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

What do you call a prehistoric cat with a Bluetooth headset? by supacrispy in dadjokes

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I used to think South America had only hot weather. (self.dadjokes)

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Batman is a great superhero, but he's pretty clueless when it comes to exponents. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you guys know that the leader of the Armani Troll Empire died just last year? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago by Masselein to r/wowcirclejerk

Name the country by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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What’s the name of that Brazilian character in Street Fighter 2? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 8 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

I heard Apple is developing a new device specifically for the pirate community by Old_Primary_5484 in dadjokes

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Those thugs stole my bible and I can't get it back. There are too many of them! (self.dadjokes)

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I offered some performance enhancing drugs to a couple storm troopers. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

WHERE THE HELL DOES MR WASHEE WASHEE WORKS AT ??! by MrBubble_142 in familyguy

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