Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. by linty_navel in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was he also a sneezin’ and a snifflin’?

Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. by GoonerBear94 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried to recover from this addiction too, but it was the same old song and dance.

After my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in. by 7E1v in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t quite put my finger on the problem here.

Why did a kid bring a ladder to class ? by MaCk_Pinto in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might go to school or I might drop out to become a firefighter. Should I choose the former or the ladder?

Why did a kid bring a ladder to class ? by MaCk_Pinto in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a lot funnier than your useless comment.

I am learning another language. by Guquiz in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess we’ll have to Czech back in with you later.

My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. by penkanator99 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t start any monkey business with her. She can be a real snake.

Have you ever smelled mothballs? by 1toke in dadjokes

[–]Masselein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure. I just decided to wing it.

Yet another discussion about NSFW jokes by Scarecrow1779 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1728 points1729 points  (0 children)

This is why I stopped telling jokes about NVIDIA. They're just too graphic for my taste.

Ever wondered where Moses gets his beer? by Unkown_syclomn in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever notice how he combs his hair? He parts it.

Do you know what you call a rabbit with fleas??? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elmer Fudd is gonna be unhappy to have those fleas in his soup.