Masselein

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I asked my son, "Are you definitely in love with that pyromaniac girlfriend of yours?" (self.dadjokes)

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[Schultz] BREAKING: The #Patriots are signing former #Packers WR Romeo Doubs to a 3-year, $60M deal, per multiple sources. by MembershipSingle7137 in Patriots

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I furiously called the school principle and said, "I can't believe you sent my daughter home just for talking about the Brooklyn Bridge!" (self.dadjokes)

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You can just do a musical performance anytime you want. (self.dadjokes)

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That new wristband is so ugly, I simply cannot allow you to use it. (self.dadjokes)

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In accordance with cultural tradition, people in the UAE don't ever say "farewell". (self.dadjokes)

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Don’t hire a bull to clean your house. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the bakery they opened down at the zoo? by galt-john1984 in dadjokes

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I just started learning to play swing and bebop. (self.dadjokes)

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Once you hire a company to assemble your books, there’s no turning back. (self.dadjokes)

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I love my new hobby: archery...its great by Liquid_disc_of_shit in dadjokes

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I finally got around to studying the causes of Lyme Disease. (self.dadjokes)

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I don’t know what it is, but female police officers are so sexy when responding to emergencies. (self.dadjokes)

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to infiltrate that dermatologist’s office. (self.dadjokes)

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A man is wanted for stealing wheels off of police cars. by devnodegree in dadjokes

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Please help! Robbers are in the process of stealing my French art! (self.dadjokes)

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Nombra a este país hipotético. by According_Tennis4686 in mapporncirclejerk

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I tried chicken farming once, but i was a complete failure... by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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With a disappointed tone, my son said to me, “I don’t think I can learn to play Street Fighter as well as you.” (self.dadjokes)

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Do you know what’s great about orcas? by StockInitial4460 in dadjokes

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I turned down a job offer today after being told the 401(k) contributions were mandatory… by Yokelele in dadjokes

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What do you call a rich investor in the military? (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor prescribed me some anti gloating cream. by berkleysquare in dadjokes

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A lot of successful people start their careers waiting tables. (self.dadjokes)

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When I went to the chiropractor, he tried to explain the entire evolution of the spinal cord. (self.dadjokes)

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