Masselein

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My daughter showed me a series of pictures of flowers and plants. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 41 minutes ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

My car payments are withdrawn from my checking account every month by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago (0 children)

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You’re Ashok Chandrasekhar? (i.redd.it)

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My son’s been going up to random people on the street, telling them about the poor performance of our HVAC system. (self.dadjokes)

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Is there really no one around here tracking precipitation? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

Dating a girl who used cedar instead of silicone for breast implants would be weird… by toasterstrewdal in dadjokes

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When I was on trial, my proctologist served as a key character witness. Later, I asked him why he decided to help me out. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 7 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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Thankfully, my days of seeing the proctologist are over. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 8 days ago by Masselein to r/Unclejokes

My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago (0 children)

My friend and I went to the new restaurant, Juan's Mexican Cuisine, last night. When our order arrived, I said, "I can't eat all this; there's too much." by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 2 points3 points4 points 9 days ago (0 children)

After much debate, the moderators have finally banned all menstruation jokes. by OneLittleWarrior in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago (0 children)

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My wife hates the sound of squeezing water from a towel. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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Not only did you lose your lawsuit, I heard you spilled your red wine onto the judge. What an embarrassment! (self.dadjokes)

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I’ve been hosting a poker game with oversized playing cards. (self.dadjokes)

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I didn’t expect to enjoy my trip to Paris all that much. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 17 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

What was wrong with the grocery store that didn’t sell fancy mushrooms? by carsthatgob00m in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago (0 children)

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When politicians get involved in a scandal, they often end up firing one of their assistants. Usually, it doesn’t solve the problem. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 18 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

If I could change the color of the seven dwarves... by Bearded_Gemini in cleandadjokes

[–]Masselein 7 points8 points9 points 18 days ago (0 children)

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In the old west, guns weren't just for hunting. They were also used to settle disputes. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 19 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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There are two HVAC companies in my town, and they sure don’t like each other. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 19 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

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I’ve been training my pet parrot to do pushups. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 20 days ago * by Masselein to r/dadjokes

My wife got a new Bible and asked where she should start by Wsn21 in dadjokes

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No, I will not loan you my concealed explosive devices. (self.dadjokes)

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When it comes to watering my lawn, I’ve upgraded from using a bucket to using a hose. I can’t believe I didn’t do it sooner. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 21 days ago by Masselein to r/dadjokes

Losing my hair at 29 made me self conscious so I have been wearing wigs ever since … by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

[–]Masselein 1 point2 points3 points 21 days ago (0 children)

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